CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bloopers

[GilandSara]

catherinesmyidol, that is Funny. I will be going here regularly in hopes of thinking of one

 

[LiquidCrystal]

I like the ACTUAL bloopers the have on WPAP...where Billy's skidding around on the ice... :lol:

But as for fiction...

Who Are You
Billy's holding Tauranta when Terry walks in and accidently drops it...

Billy: Oh $#it!
Actress who plays Terry: Where the FRIG did it go?
Director: CUT!
*Crunch*
Billy: Sorry

 

[GilandSara]

yeah, those are funny, but here we go
any episode, WP is REALLY mad
WP: So, Eric, wanna play the next db?
ES: I wont have to play will I?
WP: Nope

ok, that was STUPID, but I didnt want to be spammy mcspammerham

 

[Trevor]

Unknown Episode

Catherine meets Gil's tarantula

Marg: Just keep that thing in it's...
*crash*
William: Oh [BLEEP] I dropped the terrarium
Marg: Please tell me that that thing running up my leg is only in my mind.
William: Don't move it's on your shirt.
Marg: Huh *looks down and screams lungs out*

 

[nickfreak22]

wow these are messed up but there good!!!

 

[jesika]

can we get more with ES and/or GE in them?

 

[LiquidCrystal]

From Last Laugh

Billy: I like your coffee...
Eric: No, you love my coffee. Who are we kidding, that stuff tastes like $#it.

 

[Trevor]

Down the Drain

Pipe Bomb Scene

Jorja and Gary: *pull door*

*thump*

Jorja: ...guess we're lucky that was a prop.

Gary: Yeah.

[Camera zoom to outside]

*BOOM*

George, Eric, and William: NOOOO! JORJA!

[10 minutes later]

Marg: NOOOOO! GARY!

George: *claps Marg's shoulder* He blew to smiths 10 minutes ago...*walks away*

Unfriendly Skies

Dr. Berhle's Interrogation Reconstruction

Christine: Move, MOVE *trips over Tony* Help me up.

Director: CUT!

 

[GilandSara]

lol trevor, they forgot Gary oh well, that makes it funny

 

[EmilySanders]

This one is for the episode stalker when Gil and cath are on th roof.

William: (He begins to slip) Oh S**t!(Slipps of Roof taking Marg with him)
Marg: get...off...of me.....I tihnk I broke a few of my ribs...

 

[quoth_the_raven]

Sex, Lies, and Larvae
William: *puts pig down*
Paul: Wait, a minute...*walks over to pig*
*The pig starts squealing and kicking and jumps on William*
William: Crap! I thought this was a prop!?
Jorja: *off screen laughing*
William: Shut up, Jorja!
Jorja: *keeps laughing*
Director: CUT!

 

[LiquidCrystal]

Dog Eat Dog

Gary chokes on pie, and suddenly spits it out.

 

[Trevor]

Dog Eat Dor

Pie After the Case

Hall: You have to try this *trips and lands in pie*

Gary: *laughing*

Hall: Laugh now Dourdan, I'll get even.

Gary: *laughs harder and slips on a wet spot on the floor*

Hall: *laughing* That was fast.

 

[saraholic]

Any episode with Dead Body

Director: Don't breathe until I say "Cut."

Actor/Actress: Ok.

Director: Action!!!!

Everyone says their lines, but meanwhile the director has fallen asleep.

The actor/actress refuses to breathe in fear that this is a test.

Director: ZZZZZ!!!!!!!

Actor/Actress: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!! I HAVE TO BREATHE!!!!!!

The director snaps awake.

Director: Oh Sorry. Cut.

The actor/actress stomps to their trailer.

Actor/Actress: It's too late now. I want to speak to my agent.

Director mutters: Picky Picky.

Actor/Actress shouts from trailer: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!

 

[EmilySanders]

The second Episode of CSI at the part where Grissom is seeing if the guy fell, and is using Dummies:
Director: Billy...You might wanna move!
William: Why?
*Dummie flies off of roof and Hits William*
William: I'm hit! I'm not gonna make it!