CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bloopers

Trevor

Trevor

CSI Level Two
This is a spin-off of speed_cochrane's CSI: Miami Blooper thread. You can write some of your own as well if you want.

Down The Drain

Where Catherine Rescued Lindsey

Marg: *falls towards Gary*

Gary: *misses and drops her* [BLEEP]

Marg: GARY I BROKE A NAIL BECAUSE OF THAT YOU B...

Director: CUT!

Grave Danger

Discovering Nick's Location

Jorja: *runs to get folder, but slips and lands on right arm* Oof!

Tarintino(sp?): Cut! Can we get some wax on the floor?

George: *walks onto stage and helps Jorja up* You ok?

Jorja: Other than the fact I can't feel my right arm, I'm fine.

William: *shoves George aside and finishes helping Jorja up*

George: *shoves William*

George and William: *begin fighting*

Jorja: Guys, GUYS!

Unfriendly Skies

Dr. Berhle Interrogation Intro

Paul: Here's the deal, we're gonna borrow your mom for a little bit and you get to borrow anything you see on me.

Emily Berhle: Can I borrow your gun?

Marg and Christine Tucci: *make faces*

Paul: Well, it's old and heavy, and it's kinda stuck *pulls at gun and accidently tosses it into Tucci's leg*

Tucci: Ow d...

Director: CUT!




That's all I have for you. Tucci and Fox rule!
 
:lol:Hey Awesome! I was hoping when the other CSI bloopers will appear. Great job on the first blooper Trevor. :lol:
 
Burked

Jorja: *tries to push the moving gate thingy*

Gary: It's a security measure, you can't get in without a student ID

Man: *falls on the "rotate" button*

Jorja: *steps over, but gets leg caught in rotating thingy* Oof *goes through spin cycle*

Gary: Shut it off!

Director: CUT! WHO LANDED ON THE BUTTON?

Lady Heather's Box

After Rescue

Jorja: Keep it coming *directs workers to bring the car*

Man: *accidently releases car*

Jorja: WHAT THE H...

Director: CUT! We'll have to use the damaged car, we're on a time restriction.

Jorja: He knocked the fender off!

Director: Big deal.

Friends and Lovers

Confrontation at the Rave

William: Let me tell you something, you're twice the age of these kids who can't find their a** selling G** knows what from G** knows where giving Russian roulette in a...jar.

Director: *whispers* bottle.

William: Right...bottle....

Gary: *laughs*

Grave Danger

Racing to the Nursery

William: *loses control of CSI Denali Mobile Analysis Unit and stops 90 degrees with road as other cars ram into it* [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEEEEP]

George: *claps slowly from off camera*



Feel free to submit your own...
 
Ok, let me try...

pledging Mr. Johnson between catherine and grissom:

William: We're scientists. We're not psychiatrists or victim's rights advocates
Marg:You're right, I should be just like you. Alone in my hermecally sealed condo..*laughs*
William:*laughs* nice, Marg
Marg: God, I'm dislexic today!
Directory: alright, let's try that again...
 
All For Our Country

Sara and Catherine confronting the killer.

Jorja: Now who's the bitch...punk????

Director: Cut.

Jorja: What's wrong??? That's the line.

Director: No you reversed it.

Jorja: No I didn't.

Director: Yes you did.

Jorja: Fine. We'll reshoot it.

Marg (whispers to Sara): You did get the line wrong.

Jorja glares at Marg.

That was my lame attempt. :lol:
 
Oh! I liked that one!

Any episode.
Marg and Will are on set, but the director and jorja are missing.

Will:where's the director?
Marg: where's Jorja? she's supposed to be here too!
Will: Maybe they went for coffee?
Marg: then they better bring us some! we've been waiting for twenty minutes!

Lame...sorry
 
You can also request bloopers from an episode from seasons 1-4. I may take a bit to think of it, but I have all of those episodes on hand. Nice job guys.
 
because i'm lame and think GE and JF have a thing going on heres My attempt
any episode
William: any one see Jorja we need her for the next scene
Eric: Last I saw her ,her and George were headed off to her Trailer
William: *rolls his eyes* good God *he goes to her trailer and knocks on the door* Come on You two get out of there I know what you're doing in there and well Jorja You're needed
Jorja *stops mid kiss and says innocently* What we're only practicing our lines (they both laugh)
 
Here's my attempt:

Sex, Lies, and Larvae

Jorja: It 'got' there when you shot your wife in the head, before you wrapped her in a blanket and dumped her in the mountains!

Guy: Get your finger outta my face, bitch! *slaps her hands away*

Jorja: *pushes him back, but he falls over*

Guy: *Doesn't get up*

Jorja: Are you okay?

Director: CUT!
 
From "Turning of the Screw"

GRISSOM: Very good. Author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written:
Turn of the Screw. And I desperately need to get screwed.
*Ms. Fox bursts out laughing*
Mr. Petersen:What??
Ms. Fox:So that's what goes on in your head!
 
These are great, I have 5 slots of requests for eppie bloopers, first come, first serve. Available episodes Friends and Lovers to Bloodlines (I lost Disc 1 of season 1)

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