CSI Bumpersnickers

OK, last one for today... then i hop into bed...
This one is inspired by today's miami ep; sorry can't remember what it was called, and am too lazy to check it. Anywho.. Calleigh used both CODIS and IBIS in one sentence; I just knew something could be done with that. The result, for my own bumper:

CODIS, AFIS, IBIS. RU?
 
"If you're a CSI, I'm single!"

I love that! I tried to come up with a few.

I brake for crime scenes.
I have a gas chromatograph/mass spectrometer and am not afraid to use it! (Would need to be one LONG bumper!)
Lab tech on board.

These were better in my head. :(
 
"dont make me get my field kit"

i actually go to a college called CSI in nyc, for years, at the bookstores, they always sell t-shirts and sweaters that has the school logo and it say "CSI" on it, but lately i start noticing that they start selling sweaters that say "CSI:NY" instead, which makes me laugh...now i'm just waiting for the bumper sticker
 
"If ifs and buts were corpses and guts the CSIs would never lose their jobs."

you can also use coroners or lab techs instead of CSIs.
 
"Honk here of you wanna touch Nick Stokes's Muscles!"
"I Swear i do not have a body undermy car or have one at my house"
"Road Rage is a bitch, just don't make CSI come and investigate drive nicely"
"LabRat Lover"
"My motivation to get out of bed is CSI"
"All Day Long I Dream About Nick Stokes"
"LabRats Do It Better"
"Acting like Catherine Willows today I'm pissing everyone off"
"You think I need a life you should see Sara Sidle"
"I'm a Normal person compared to Sara Sidle"
 
Recovering evidence can be fun and rewarding. :)

If driver fails to abide by traffic laws please call:
1-800-CSI-LVPD ext. BRASS
 
Mine would be "Lab Rat in training on board." :D

"Your profile fits that of a serial killer's victims, so don't piss me off."

"CSIs carry guns too y'know, and they're legal."

Okay, evil I know.
 
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