CSI Bumpersnickers

"This car used to belong to Nick Stokes."

"If I were you, I'd get a lawyer."

"Collect evidence, not dirt."

"Make arrests, not judgements."

"Watch your tone - I know how to hide the body."
 
I thought of a whole bunch in my sleep last night but these are the only ones I remember:

Crime does pay for a CSI
hi ho hi ho it's off to the lab I go (you can use morgue there too)
Bugs: think evidence not exterminating
This car was paid for by swabs and samples
All passengers are subject to being ran through CODIS
No touchy my crime scene
Horatio Caine..not my cup of tea
If you want answers find a labtech
What happens in the lab..winds up in court
 
OK. These are actually based on beer adds, except one:
"Lovely day for a crime"
"You have CSI and you have CSI:LV"
"Let the evidence guide you"
"There's nothing like a Hummer"
"Keep the samples cool"
"My goodness, my Grissom"
"Processing, as usual"

Anyone have an idea which adds I'm referring to?? :D
 
"I Own a Black Belt in Bug-Fu"
"I watched CSI, and all I got was this bumpersticker"
"CSI: You kill them, we process them"
"There are better things in life than being a fireant buffet"
"OMG! They buried Nick! You b**tards!"
 
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