I'd also have: 'Don't Play With Fire - you'll only get burnt.' Lame, I know. The creative juices aren't flowing yet. It's too early! ctx
Let them know you are a CSI fan, or at least a fan of The Who. "Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?" "We don't get fooled again Don't get fooled again" "Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living" "I sing along with the CSI themes"
These are all so cool here are mine. My other car is a CSI Moblile Analysis Unit. In all 50 states it's not murder if they don't have a body. God Bless America.
I love that! Okay, here's my lousy attempt: By law, when selling a car, you got to disclose everything: a rusty bumper, a cracked window, and a body in the backseat.