CSI Bumpersnickers

I'd also have:

'Don't Play With Fire - you'll only get burnt.'

Lame, I know. The creative juices aren't flowing yet. It's too early!

ctx :D
 
Who are you: If your lost look us up. 1-800-CSI-1234.

Burden of Proof: Didn't do it. Can't prove it.
 
Let them know you are a CSI fan, or at least a fan of The Who.

"Who are you?
Who, who? Who, who?"

"We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again"

"Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living"

"I sing along with the CSI themes"
 
These are all so cool here are mine.
My other car is a CSI Moblile Analysis Unit.

In all 50 states it's not murder if they don't have a body. God Bless America.
 
"A good friend will help you move; A GREAT friend will help you move a body."

I love that! Okay, here's my lousy attempt:

By law, when selling a car, you got to disclose everything: a rusty bumper, a cracked window, and a body in the backseat.
 
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