"I see dead people." "Don't mess with the rubber gloves." "Stop spitting on my car or I'll put your DNA in CODIS!"
Seriously I loooove this thread... will come back to y'all on this one... *scratches head* I have a lousy creative mind at the moment!
CSI: giving a voice to the silenced on the plate border to my car it says: "If you're following me, you're following the evidence"
"Hey, beautiful - can I process your crime scene?" "If you're sitting in a jam and feeling really PO'ed...now you know how Greg Sanders feels to be backlogged and under pressure." (That last one might be a bit long, but I had to get it out.)