I got bored and decided to look up quotes from different eps this season there were a few in which I didn't much think about here are the ones that I thought were pretty good.
Mayhem:
Morgan: Garcia? I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my God-given solace. Woman you promise me one thing - whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me.
Garcia: I can't right now 'cause I'm mad at you.
The Angel Maker:
Rossi: (about the code) What do you need to crack it?
Reid: The ability to clone myself and a year's of supply of Adderall.
Rossi: I'll put on the coffee
Prentiss: (stares and the pokes Reid on the right cheek) He's so lifelike!
Minimal Loss:
Garcia: Apparently, Libertarians do not like paying taxes.
Morgan: Seventeen years for tax evasion?
Garcia: Oh no. That would be two for tax evasion and 15 for going after four IRS agents with a Louisville Slugger.
Paradise:
Garcia: For the last two days I've been searching through VICAP for similar rapes and murders in cases that are still open. That has yielded me diddly squat. So I regrouped. I looked at some pictures of baby pandas, and went back in...
Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome.
Hotchner: Remind me to have her drug-tested.
Catching Out:
JJ: Have you ever actually felt a baby kick? (she puts his hand on her belly) Do you feel that?
Reid: Does that freak you out?
JJ: No, not at all. Why, does it freak you out?
Reid: Very much so.
Pickup:
Garcia: Sir, does this guy stuff actually work on real, breathing girls?
Hotchner: (confused) Why are you asking me?
Garcia: I abhor the whole chicks-dig-jerks thing.
Hotchner: Well, fortunately, Garcia, you are one of the exceptions.
Garcia: Be still my bespeckled heart. So are you, sir.
Hotchner: (smiling) Thanks.
Morgan: (discussing Viper) We need to bait him with someone he sees as a challenge.
Reid: To study his style up close and personal is going to take someone that he's already attracted to.
(all eyes are on Emily)
Prentiss: Ahh, oh, this is really gonna suck.
Morgan: So, how's it going?
Reid: Not good. I gave the profile to one woman, and she asked if I was the unsub
Prentiss: Jordan, this is Viper, God's gift to women.
Jordan: Wow, God sure has a sense of humor.
Normal:
Morgan: (picking up JJ's baby) Look-look-look! What's he doing? He's smiling at Derek Morgan.
Prentiss/Garcia: (in unison) Gas.
JJ: (looking at Hotchner's face) You're smiling.
Hotchner: Gas.
Omnivor:
Hotchner: Put that (the gun) away.
Rossi: You sure?
Hotchner: It's a little dramatic, don't you think?
Rossi: My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic.
Hotchner: Which one?
Rossi: All of them.
House On Fire:
Garcia: (Garcia answers her phone) Hello.
Derek: Hey, how's Miss Smart and Sexy doing today?
Garcia: Fair warning, Cupcake. As much as I love you and our witty banter, I'm all out of witty and banter, and I'm struggling with love.
Derek: What's wrong, baby?
Garcia: I'm standing at the crossroads of 31 lives and what I see is a train wreck.