Crazy Caption Contest

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Flack *thinking*: Is that olive oil in her hair? Man, her and Mac are kinky.
 
tashia said:

Flack="I put Danny's WHAT in my mouth?"

Stella"Yeah Flack, that just the tip of the..uh..iceberg."

Flack="You gotta stop reading those fan fics to me."
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Whew! I thought it was another erotic cap, but no. Well, you guys enjoyed this. And now, I hand over a new one...

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Let's take a look back @ season 1, shall we?
 
Hawkes: I hope they spend a little more on lighting next season.

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Hawkes: Stella, repeat after me... The head bone's connected to the neck bone. The neck bone's connected...

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Hawkes: Oops. The prop man left me a real knife, not the rubber one.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Hawkes: I hope they spend a little more on lighting next season.

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Hawkes: Stella, repeat after me... The head bone's connected to the neck bone. The neck bone's connected...

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Hawkes: Oops. The prop man left me a real knife, not the rubber one.
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All 3 are funny! Can't help it!
 
Hawkes: The itsy-bitsy spider went up the victims neck. Down came the blood and washed the spider off. Out came the light and . . .

Stella: You have got to get out of this morgue, Hawkes.
 
Stella-"Hawkes is that some kind of discolored mutation of his nostril?"

Hawkes-"No Stella, that's what we in the medical profession call a booger."
 
Hawkes: If this thing were anymore decomposed, I'd call in the anthropologists...
Stella: Hey if you do call Washington, make sure Dr.Brennan brings her partner Booth with her. I saw his picture in a news story and that is one HOT FBI agent!!! Don't tell Mac I said this but I think Brennan's really lucky
Mac(OS) I heard that! I'm way hotter than he is and you know it!
 
Stella: What the hell is that brown stuff on the guy's neck?
Hawkes: That is bbq sauce from the sandwich I had earlier.
 
Hawkes: Ooh... just a little more powder, and no one will ever know he was shot!

Stella: Hawkes, I thought you wanted to be a CSI, not a mortician. Besides, you're not supposed to-- what in God's name is that crawling out of his ear?! *screams*
 
Hawkes: uh...these things aren't supposed to move, are they?
Stella: Uh, no.
Hawkes: Then, run!! *they run as the guy sits up*

Hakes: Looks like he died from a gunshot to the head...
Stella: uh-huh...*thinking* how come I never noticed he has a hot butt?*
 
Hawkes: And see, that there just below the head is called the neck. Stella, you still with me? Good, now lets move onto the chest. You got that, the chest...
 
Hawkes: See, he's got a hickey here. And it's post-mortem...

Stella: Damn, now I have seen everything. And for the record, ew!
 
Top41 said:
Hawkes: See, he's got a hickey here. And it's post-mortem...

Stella: Damn, now I have seen everything. And for the record, ew!
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That reminded me of an ep in Miami...

And I now hand over a new pic:

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And here's my cap:

Hawkes: Okay, Mac, just a few more digits and we'll be able to hack into Bill Gates' bank account
Mac: This is evil genius, ya know. And if anyone asks, we'll just tell em that we Lie, Cheat and Steal.
Hawkes: Viva La Raza!
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Okay, I dunno where I got that idea, but Eddie "Latino Heat" Guerrero is kind of behind it!
 
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