LOL Dynamo, I love yours!
Mac: Maybe if I practice, Stella will be more impressed with my next kiss.
Mac: Shouldn't we call in the anthropologists for a bone case?
Stella: I know, you just want to flirt with Dr. Brennan.
Mac: Neck swelling, black skin, snot....*drops bust and notes* It's captain trips, I knew there was a reason I couldn't touch the body! run for your lives!!!
Stella: You watch too many movies, you know that right?
Mac: I really wish management would put out the money for a holodeck. Or maybe I should just go work at the Jeffersonian instead.
Mac: Other than makeup or a facial defect, I can't explain this appearance....I've heard of real-life vampires but they usually use willing donors....(looks behind) Oh, hi, glad you're all right. How's your neck?
Stella: Fine...here, let me show you *bites him*
Mac: Hm...."Mac loves Stella..." Okay, who's the wise guy?
or
Mac: Hey, who wrote "Mac is totally hot and sexy" on here? Someone's gonna pay!