Crazy Caption Contest

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Maka-"Tell me you didn't know there was a camera on that wall."
Danny-"You think I would of done all that to you if I did?"
Maka-"Yeah..I do."
 
Maka: Oh, my, god. Is that a nude painting of you Danny?
Danny: Ha ha, yeah it is. I felt I should have laid on my right said instead of my left one to give off more sex appeal.
Maka: It is kinda hot....
Danny: It is. I like to call it "The timeless art of seduction"
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:lol: The painting is aptly named. Any chance we can get to see it?
 
Maka: Oh, my, god. Is that a nude painting of you Danny?
Danny: Ha ha, yeah it is. I felt I should have laid on my right said instead of my left one to give off more sex appeal.
Maka: It is kinda hot....
Danny: It is. I like to call it "The timeless art of seduction"
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:lol: The painting is aptly named. Any chance we can get to see it?
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Yup, you can as soon as I'm finished painting it. Ehehehe I'm just kidding ;).
 
Hey, guys, check out my fic , please...

Read it or whatever....

Give reviews or whatever...

Insult me or whatever....
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I was not insulting you... I *critiqued* it!

Re: the timeless art of seduction... OMG i saw the Jason Alexander (George on Seinfeld) pic like that in Halifax... it was so funny but SO WRONG.

Hmm, caption...

Maka: Okay, I... seriously don't get it.
Danny: So... pretty... the colours!!

*swoosh pan to opposite wall-- they are staring at a giant comp monitor with the dancing baby on a swirling b/g*
 
bleagh... edit time ran out... I was gonna say they could also be staring at a screen flickering with Tartar Sauce, ala SpongeBob's heroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
 
Damn.... okay, I change mine...

Danny: So what do you think? Good likeness, huh?
Maka: Oh my God... is that a nude painting of ME? Where did you get that?
Danny: Uh, you really shouldn't dress with your curtains open, you know.
Maka: Oh, you're sick.

Angie
 
Maka: You call that art?
Danny: Hey! I spent ages painting that!
Maka: You spent ages painting a.....square?
 
I'm changing mine too...

Maka-"Wow Danny! I didn't know you were that flexible."
Danny-"You know, the camera does add a few inches"
Maka-"Oh it's not the camera Danny"

Gawsh I should think this way when I'm writing...;op
 
(there are 2 new rookies(twin sisters) who work in the crime lab together but are chasing Danny around the offices with cow prodders)

(mac and stella enter)
Mac: What in the hell are the twins doing?
Stella: Mac, they are chasing Danny around with a cow prodder, each.
Mac: (yells,to twins) ALRIGHT YOU TWO! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF TELLING YOU TO QUIT CHASING DANNY AROUND WITH THOSE THINGS!
 
Hahaha! That teletubbies one was so funny! Here's mine:

Maka: Are you sure this is the right place?
Danny: Of course! The address is right here!
Maka: Well... this does not look like the 'Mac and Stella Tango Demonstration' to me...
Danny: Weird... Flack wrote it right here! (refers paper)

(Back in the lab, Flack and Aiden are laughing at a computer screen showing the baffled Danny and Maka on tape)
Aiden: They fell for it!(hahaha!) I can't believe they fell for it! hahaha!
Flack: I told you Danny won't be able to resist the Mac and Stella dancing bait!
Mac(pops into the room): What 'Mac and Stella' dancing?
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That was frickin' funny!!!

Aight, I thought about it, and here are mine:
DET. MAKA: Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi?
DANNY: I show not your face, but your heart’s desire.
-Det. Maka gives him a look of surprise-
Danny: What? I mean, it IS the Mirror of Erised.

Or…

DET. MAKA: The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of The Heir, beware.
DANNY: Oh, Crap… I am so dead…
DET. MAKA: How come?
DANNY: Er- I’m the heir of Gryffindor.

Or…

DET.MAKA: R.I.P. Undertaker.
DANNY: -chuckles- Man! Randy and “Cowboy” Bob Orton are so desperate!

I’m on a roll…

DET.MAKA: Eric Bischoff and Kurt Angle Suck…
DANNY: Amen to that!

Now, in this last bit, I know y’all would agree with this:

DET.MAKA: Bring Back Burn.

:)

TY to HP and WWE Raw for the inspiration…




LOL

:D :D
 
I'm back with the new one...

Here it is...

Sorry, lost count...

Here's mine:
(Er- ladies, sing along...)

-Eminem's Ass Like That plays in the background...-

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
 
Danny: Whose behind is the best?

Fangirls: DANNY'S! DANNY'S!!!

or...

bg music:

Danny: Mah milkshake brings all the boys in the yard
Damn right, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but i have to charge!
addtl.
Flack walks in.
Flack: Messer, don't tell me you are dancing to that!
 
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