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Danny: Pose; check. Tight, strechable, easy-to-rip-off pants; check. Sexy music; check. Hot chicks *looks around* where are they?!
 
Danny: Pose; check. Tight, strechable, easy-to-rip-off pants; check. Sexy music; check. Hot chicks *looks around* where are they?!
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lol!

Whaddya mean where are the hot chicks? Are you telling me I'm the only one around? (kidding!)
 
Danny: And one and two and one and two... Wave, Wind, Flame! *twirls in a circle* Flowwwww....

Mac: Danny, how many times do I have to tell you to keep your interpretive dancing to AFTER HOURS?

<Happy Hallowe'en to those who celebrate it!!>
 
Danny: Hey, stick around and watch me play with some balls.
Mac:*off camera* Eww no thanks.
Danny: Dammit Mac you have a dirty mind.
Stella:*off camera* Ha, that's not the only dirty thing of his...
 
Danny: Okay, if I hit this target, you dance on the pole. If I don't, I do it.
Flack: (out of view) Go for it.
(Danny pitches, misses)
Flack: Ha! You've lost your touch, Messer.
Danny: Ugh... *starts dancing, singing* I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Angie
 
^Good stuff. I'm gonna go it at it again...

Danny: Yup, back in my day I used to throw 108. Now I can do 107.
Flack: Just shut-up and throw the damn ball.
Danny: Fine! *throws ball like Mr.Burns* Ughh.
Stella: Ha ha, maybe he meant that he he throws like a 107 year old.
Danny: Keep laughing Bonasera. I'll throw again. *chucks the ball*
Mac: Hey everyone, I *gets hit by the ball*
Danny: Oh crap. I'm outta here!
Mac: MESSER!!!!
 
^Good stuff. I'm gonna go it at it again...

Danny: Yup, back in my day I used to throw 108. Now I can do 107.
Flack: Just shut-up and throw the damn ball.
Danny: Fine! *throws ball like Mr.Burns* Ughh.
Stella: Ha ha, maybe he meant that he he throws like a 107 year old.
Danny: Keep laughing Bonasera. I'll throw again. *chucks the ball*
Mac: Hey everyone, I *gets hit by the ball*
Danny: Oh crap. I'm outta here!
Mac: MESSER!!!!
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LMAO!! Love that one!
 
haha! they were all hilarious! I was laughing like mad. now my parents are shooting me worried looks...

After 'On the Job':
(There's a picture of Mac on the wall)
Danny: Arg... hate you! (throws ball, hits Mac's face)
Hate you! (throws another ball) HATE YOU!!! (throws
a third)
(Mac walks in)
Danny: Ack! Oh, just admiring your picture, boss...
 
Danny: Okay, if I hit this target, you dance on the pole. If I don't, I do it.
Flack: (out of view) Go for it.
(Danny pitches, misses)
Flack: Ha! You've lost your touch, Messer.
Danny: Ugh... *starts dancing, singing* I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Angie
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Love Danny's choice of song. Love it, love it! :lol:
 
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