Crazy Caption Contest

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Here's another one...

Hawkes: Whoa, nice hooters!
Lindsay: *os* Hawkes, you are such are perv!
Hawkes: Look, there's a great horned owl right behind you.
 
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Hawkes: Whoa, those are some big ones!
Mac: *os* Hawkes, how could you talk about a dead women like that?
Hawkes: I was talking about the flowers beside you.
Mac: *os* Ooh, awkward moment...
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Holla, I want more Hawkes!

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I luv Hawkes, that's all!
 
Hawkes: Isn't that cute? The little roach is making shadow puppets.

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Hawkes: Why is it that EVERY time I drop a coin it rolls into the sewer grate?
 
Hawkes:Mac, look at this.
Mac: Sheldon.
Hawkes: What? What's wrong?
Mac: You can't carve Hawkes was here into the floor.
Hawkes: Okay.. *scratches it out*
 
Mac "Hawkes, you find anything there in the gutter?"

Hawkes "Not sure, it looks like Flack...surrounded by lots of women. Guess he must have gotten dragged in there somehow."
 
Hawkes *talking in a soft voice*: "Don't worry, little flashlight, daddy still loves you. Don't let the big old spotlight tell you anything else, it's nothing compared to you."

very random
 
Hawkes: Mac, what're you doing down there...ooh, I get it...in teh gutter with the fangirls. And....nice dogpile there.

Mac: Yeah, and Mel23 won't quit kissing me...

or
Hawkes: Hey, Mac, will you tell Grissom to keep his bugs out of here?
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Hawkes: Uh...I think you better call Grissom, he'll want to see this....
 
Hawkes: FREEZE! You're under arrest!
Mac: Who's down there?
Hawkes: What? Oh, no one. A racoon just took another racoons food.
Mac: The bastard!
 
Hawkes: Why can't I find any evidence?
Mac: *os* Pssst Hawkes, the body is behind you.
Hawkes: I was getting there.
 
Bunny said:
Hawkes *talking in a soft voice*: "Don't worry, little flashlight, daddy still loves you. Don't let the big old spotlight tell you anything else, it's nothing compared to you."

very random
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Additional:

Hawkes: Ooh, a quarter!

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Stella: Lindsay, you know what the CBS employee handbook says. "Show lots of cleavage to boost ratings." Now get on over to Victoria's Secret.
 
Mac: so this is your birth certificate, well ill be dambed you are english.So you have a real english accent. hu knew??
 
Lindsey: Hey, Stella, check out what the fangirls are doing to Mac in the gutter...
Stella: Those little...Hey, outta the way, he's MINE! Hands OFF!
 
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