Crazy Caption Contest

[tashia]

Messer-"So show me that again."
Hawkes="Ok, so if you're going to satisfy the whole locker room you have to...."

 

[diamondgirl]

Hawkes: if some guy tries to hit on you just do this- grab, twist and pull.
Danny: (has a puzzled look on his face) ok,then....

 

[Guest]

Hawkes: Man..she tried to do this with my...well ya know.
Danny: *looks closer, face turns terrified* Oh man, I have to stay away from Stella...

 

[Dynamo1]

Hawkes: ...so this is your brain, and this *SQUEEZE* is your brain on luminol.

 

[Faylinn]

HAWKES: What? You say you don't want me in the field, biatch? I've been taking classes--look at what I can do to you if you keep that crap up!
DANNY: *gulp* Ookay...sorry, Doctor Hawkes, sir...

:lol:

 

[angel_darkness]

danny: woah, what the hell are you doing??
hawkes: excuse me? did you just say something *gives menacing look*
danny: who me? er.. noo...

 

[tanglewood14]

Hawkes: And if Flack ever tries to make you do something you don't want to, you twist like this...

Danny: ...

:devil:

Nice...

 

[tanglewood14]

Time for a new pic, peeps!

 

[glam_chic86]

Danny: No Flack, there is no boogeyman under the bed!

 

[Faylinn]

Danny: Damn, Lindsay, is that made of latex?
Lindsay (off to the side): Maybe...
Danny: Freak.

:lol:

 

[tanglewood14]

I took this from the movie "Hide and Seek"

Danny(child's voice): Charlie? Where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are...

Flack(to Hawkes): I think we should get psychiatric help here...

 

[csicat]

"What has Flack been doing under my bed? Is that . . . monopoly?"

I know it's lame, but it's late. Maybe the next pic.

 

[tanglewood14]

Danny: No Flack, there is no boogeyman under the bed!

He2, now I'm reminded of that time @ WWE Survivor Series wherein Boogeyman was standing behind Eric Bischoff and Bischoff freaked out!

 

[angel_darkness]

danny: what the...? flack? i can see youre ..er.. busy, i'll come back later

 

[awesomepossum]

Danny: [humming] Now, to see what's under here... what does Mac keep under his bed? Doot de doo... oh. Oh my God. What is that? It's a-- it's a-- *psycho music*

Stella: [walks in behind him] For God's sake, Danny, it's a gym sock! Stop being such a drama queen.

Danny: [cries]