Crazy Caption Contest

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^ I agree, jkladis is the winner hands down. This guy is hilarious and he needs to post more.
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Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm here everyday. Except Sundays, Wednesdays, bank holidays, cloudy days, double coupon days and those Jewish holidays that get mentioned on the news.

;)
 
^So that's pretty much everyday huh heh heh. Are you full Greek or half or...I'm just wondering 'cause I'm half and your name sounds Greek. Seriously though we need you around. I have another caption for fun...

Danny: So I'm thinking of getting a chin job. What do you think.
Mac: Uhh...I'm not the right person to talk to.
 
All Greek, U.S. Citizen. Parents were "off the boat".

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. In fact, someone said I have too much time on my hands. How dare they know my schedule better than I?

Danny: Okay, Mac, who am I?
Mac: *sigh* The Don Corleone bit is getting old.
Danny: Damn!
 
^ I agree, jkladis is the winner hands down. This guy is hilarious and he needs to post more.
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Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm here everyday. Except Sundays, Wednesdays, bank holidays, cloudy days, double coupon days and those Jewish holidays that get mentioned on the news.

;)
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What about snow days?

Angie
 
I will certainly not be here on a snow day, we don't have that much snow days, so if we do we have to enjoy it :)

Holland sucks :p
 
Danny:Yo, Mac. Do you mind playing A CURE FOR THE ITCH by Linkin Park for me?



LOL... That was bad...

Sorry guys for abandoning this for a while... I didn't mean to...

The Internet was kinda down here so I can't post new ones...


TO ALL WWE FANS: REST IN PEACE EDDIE GUERRERO...
 
Aight, I am back, yet in grief for my fave WWE Smack Down Star, Eddie Guerrero's death (I STILL can't believe he's dead!!)...

Here's the new one
 
Peeps, I've got a caption for that...

(Danny plays a tape recorder with his recorded rap)

DANNY: Listen to this, Stella.
-Tape recorder- : MY NAME IS DANNY AND I AM NEAT/ I LOVE PRETTY GIRLS AND I LOVE TO EAT/ I MADE THIS RAP FROM MY MIND/ AND I AM VERY VERY KIND/ I LIKE TO DRIVE FAST IN FANCY CARS/ AND CHICKS DIG ME LIKE CHOCOLATE BARS/ YOU SAY I'M BAD/ BUT I AM GOOD/ SO SHUT UP NOW/ AND EAT SOME FOOD...
DANNY: So, whaddaya think?
STELLA: Er- You made no mistake in being a CSI...


Now, for some serious matter for WWE fans:
REST IN PEACE, EDDIE GUERRERO... WE WILL SURELY MISS YOU

VIVA LA RASA!!!
 
Stella: Danny, you sure seem to be very happy today.
Danny: Darn right. I just saved some money by...
Stella: Don't say it!
Danny: ...switching my insurance...
Stella: I am warning you!!!
Danny: ...to...
*Gunshot*
Stella: Thanks, Mac. You beat me to it.
 
Danny: Check out this handheld laser teeth-whitening device! Use it once and your teeth -
Stella: - will be as white as snow. Yes. Now for the 29th time, please stop grinning, you're blinding me.
 
LOL!

Stella: Now do you want to know why I don't want you playing with the Taser?
Danny: *from between clenched teeth* Yeah. Now can you help me pry this thing out of my hand?

Just look at his hair and you'll see why I wrote this. lol.

Angie
 
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