Crazy Caption Contest-Vegas Style!

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We all know the NY board has this. Now, I (the originator) bring it here. I'm becoming to love Vegas more than NY anyway, so, what the hell?

You are to come up with wacky and semi-original captions for pictures I'll be posting. Caution: If your caption is too erotic, I will not quote it as a "winner". This "winner" or more are the best one/s. You could pick your fave too.

Start with this

Knock yourselves out!

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Grissom to pet spider: So then Garfield sneaks the lasagna away from Jon and...

(Note to tanglewood14: When the pictures get to be over 400 pixels in any direction, the moderators prefer you just post the link.)
 
Grissom: Well it looks like the favorite to win the annual Cockroach races according to the racing form here is Chocolate Brown Luvin'... (to his roach in the jar) well, we'll just see who wins, isn't that right Precious?
 
gil: there you are my little pretty. all safe and secure in your new home. now i can watch you day and night, night and day.

brass: hey gil, have you seen catherine?

gil: uh, no.

catherine: *knocking on jar* jim, get me the hell out of here!!!!
 
Grissom (looking at the jar): are you free on Saturday night?
Brass(right behind him):Have u completely lost it or just desperate? Asking roaches out now?
Grissom: just practicing...she's a really good listener...
 
Gil: And here, we have some green goop...
Brass: You don't have to give me a tour of your office every time we come here...
Gil: But you haven't seen the cockroaches yet!
Brass: Umm... (looks into the hall and sees Sara walking by) I think I hear Sara calling me! (walks out the door)
Gil: (becomes all jealous-like) Why would Sara call you?!?
 
"Didn't you know that reading to various items in glass jars is theraputic? What else do you think I do in my office?"
 
Grissom: "Um, cath... where does this piece go?"
Catherine: "the chair did come with a diagram"
Grissom: "yeah, but we all know how well i read diagrams" ;)
 
Grissom: Um... no.
Random Guy: Are you sure?
Grissom: Yes. No.
R.G.: Oh, come on.
Grissom: Sir, please leave before I call security. And once again, NO!!
 
Grissom: Soon, my precious, the rest of my mutant spiders will be ready to hatch and nevermore will I have to deal with the cruelty of humans.
 
coolcatz said:
gil: there you are my little pretty. all safe and secure in your new home. now i can watch you day and night, night and day.

brass: hey gil, have you seen catherine?

gil: uh, no.

catherine: *knocking on jar* jim, get me the hell out of here!!!!
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We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! I'm not exactly a Gillows supporter, but it was good!

I'll give you this one then...
 
oh wow. cool. i kinda liked the he can't read a diagram one myself. but cool.

ok, round two....

sara: and then my mother went to prison and i went to foster homes. and then i changed homes. a lot. and then i went to college, only i didn't go to parties. and then i went to this seminar where i met my future boss and i thought we'd hit it off, especially after he invited me to vegas but that was 5 years ago and still not even dinner together. and then the guy here locked me in the room and held a knife to my neck.

doctor: ms. sidle...

sara: oh and then there was this time at band camp when...

doctor: *pulls out appointment book and erases all appointments for the next two weeks* you have insurance thru the city, correct?
 
coolcatz said:
oh wow. cool. i kinda liked the he can't read a diagram one myself. but cool.

ok, round two....

sara: and then my mother went to prison and i went to foster homes. and then i changed homes. a lot. and then i went to college, only i didn't go to parties. and then i went to this seminar where i met my future boss and i thought we'd hit it off, especially after he invited me to vegas but that was 5 years ago and still not even dinner together. and then the guy here locked me in the room and held a knife to my neck.

doctor: ms. sidle...

sara: oh and then there was this time at band camp when...

doctor: *pulls out appointment book and erases all appointments for the next two weeks* you have insurance thru the city, correct?
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first one in and it's already good! I hope this thread becomes as succesful as the NY version...
 
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