Crazy Caption Contest-Vegas Style!

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Sara: I'd like to refer a patient to you, if I could.
Doctor: Certainly. Male or female?
Sara: Oh, he's male. VERY male.
Doctor: And what seems to be the problem?
Sara: I'm not quite sure, but sometimes, he just... he says weird stuff, and he acts oddly.
Doctor: "Acts oddly?" How do you mean?
Sara: He talks... to... I mean, one time, he took one of my coworkers and put her in a jar... and...
Doctor: How did you meet this man?
Grissom: Hey Sara! Come here, I wanna show you something...
 
Sara: Doctor! You've got to help me! I keep having these random sleeping spells and I just - *Snore*
Doctor: Miss Sidle? Miss Sidle, are you alright?
Sara: *Snore* *Drool*
 
Sara: nooo, of course I'm not allowing myself to become too emotionally involved in this domestic abuse case. Why do you ask?
Shrink: Actually, Catherine asked me to keep you in here until she's done interviewing the suspect.
 
ForensicRedneck said:
Sara: Doctor! You've got to help me! I keep having these random sleeping spells and I just - *Snore*
Doctor: Miss Sidle? Miss Sidle, are you alright?
Sara: *Snore* *Drool*
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LOL!!! :lol:
 
Crysthala said:
Sara: I'd like to refer a patient to you, if I could.
Doctor: Certainly. Male or female?
Sara: Oh, he's male. VERY male.
Doctor: And what seems to be the problem?
Sara: I'm not quite sure, but sometimes, he just... he says weird stuff, and he acts oddly.
Doctor: "Acts oddly?" How do you mean?
Sara: He talks... to... I mean, one time, he took one of my coworkers and put her in a jar... and...
Doctor: How did you meet this man?
Grissom: Hey Sara! Come here, I wanna show you something...
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lol I like that. we've having some sort of continuity :lol:

I'm not good at capping so I'll just appreciate your work. :D
 
Sara: So...what's up?
Lady: May I help you...
Grissom (in hall) Don't worry, I've almost got all the cockroaches!!
Lady: WTF?!
Sara: don't pay attention to him... wanna see my kit?1
 
Sara: You see, I was wearing my hottest dress, lying on the couch with that sexy smile and a glass of wine in my hand... And he actually did nothing.
Doc(staring in wonder): You mean he didn't even move?
Sara: He just looked at me as though it was normal to wear a red evening dress during a shift and said "Ok Sara, I have a double murder for you tonight."
Doc (stunned): *WTF?*
Sara: Would you believe it?!
Doc (drools): Er... No.
Griss (enters the room): Are you speaking about me?
(Sara glances at the doctor and nods)
Doc: Mr Grissom, please, have seat, I think we should discuss about your mental problems.
 
Crysthala said:
Sara: I'd like to refer a patient to you, if I could.
Doctor: Certainly. Male or female?
Sara: Oh, he's male. VERY male.
Doctor: And what seems to be the problem?
Sara: I'm not quite sure, but sometimes, he just... he says weird stuff, and he acts oddly.
Doctor: "Acts oddly?" How do you mean?
Sara: He talks... to... I mean, one time, he took one of my coworkers and put her in a jar... and...
Doctor: How did you meet this man?
Grissom: Hey Sara! Come here, I wanna show you something...
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LOL I loved the first one about Cath in the jar and I love this one even more so.

Now let me try my hand...

Shrink: So tell me about this dream you had.
Sara: Well there was this pig you see..
Shrink: A pig.
Sara: Yes a pig. And it was dead and was wearing a nightdown.
Shrink: The pig?
Sara: Yes, the pig. Then it started chasing me around the lab asking for my pickle.
Shrink: Your pickle?
Sara: Yes, *looking embrassed* cause you know it was dark in the lab and wanted to make a lighbulb.
Shrink: *raises eyebrow* Go on.
Sara: And then a butterfly landed on my nose. Then I woke up.
Shrink: I see, and what do you think all of this means?
Sara: I don't know. *suddenly looks hopeful* but do you think the butterfly landing on my nose means Grissom's going to finally ask me out.
Shrink: Only if you're a GSR shipper
Shrink:
 
Imzadi83 said:
Shrink: So tell me about this dream you had.
Sara: Well there was this pig you see..
Shrink: A pig.
Sara: Yes a pig. And it was dead and was wearing a nightdown.
Shrink: The pig?
Sara: Yes, the pig. Then it started chasing me around the lab asking for my pickle.
Shrink: Your pickle?
Sara: Yes, *looking embrassed* cause you know it was dark in the lab and wanted to make a lighbulb.
Shrink: *raises eyebrow* Go on.
Sara: And then a butterfly landed on my nose. Then I woke up.
Shrink: I see, and what do you think all of this means?
Sara: I don't know. *suddenly looks hopeful* but do you think the butterfly landing on my nose means Grissom's going to finally ask me out.
Shrink: Only if you're a GSR shipper
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Hilarious! I love it! :lol:
 
Hankster said:
Sara: Ecklie's... you know what... was sooo dang small!!!

Doctor: Uh... I didn't need to know that!
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Ypu guys are doing great here!

Time for a new pic . And I bet Snickers fan would have fun with this.
 
Sara: No way Nick, I'm not going to strip tease just to pay our dinner!
Nick: Come on Sara, you'll be payed! One thousand dollars to let those people (and me *grins*) see your lovely little butt for just some seconds!
Sara: Nick, no, I told y- Wait, you said one thousand?
 
sara: hehe, i've got something in my pants you might like
nick: i'm sure you do.
sara: wanna see?
nick: of course.
sara: *pulls out pic of hodges in a dress*
 
Nick: Oh Sara! You're so cute!
Sara: *Giggle* You too! You'd be even cuter without that hat!
Nick: Oh, Sara *Laughs* Wait, What's wrong with my hat?
Sara: Nicky, it looks ridiculous if you wear your LVPD hat outside of work.
Nick: Well, I happen to like this hat.
Sara: Just take it off, Nick
Nick: That's it, we're through! I can't be with someone who doesn't love my hat!
 
Sara: Wait Nick, I think I have a wedgie.
Nick: *whines* Why do you always embarass(sp) me in public Sara. Gosh!
 
coolcatz said:
sara: hehe, i've got something in my pants you might like
nick: i'm sure you do.
sara: wanna see?
nick: of course.
sara: *pulls out pic of hodges in a dress*
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That had me laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys just love to poke fun @ Hodges, do ya?

And y'all are getting a new pic
 
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