Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lonely

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^ Um, I totally want to see yours :lol:. Cosmo magazine has been dissapointing me lately & I need a good read :devil:.
 
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She's a very very bad girl... we got her to edit small portions of it. I cried I was laughing so hard! :lol:

1CSIMfan, you should totally post it over on BC. The full uncensored version is a riot! jorja, I'm afraid she might be giving even you a run for your money... but then again I've not seen your complete ad. :devil:
 
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Ooh now I can't wait :devil:.

That's an error on my part. Mrs.G has the only copy I made & I don't want to make her type out the entire ad as it's pretty long. However, if I get to read Rhonda's entry & deem it better & dirtier then there's no need for me to share me :lol:.
 
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Mine is now posted on BC in the Apartment.

So far, I only posted the one I actually sent in.

I am going to post my first attempt over there, It's a very explicit ad that Springmoon and Fay advised me to edit. I agreed with them. It was a little much.

Darn jorja, I was looking forward to reading yours.
 
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Mine is now posted on BC in the Apartment.

So far, I only posted the one I actually sent in.

I am going to post my first attempt over there, It's a very explicit ad that Springmoon and Fay advised me to edit. I agreed with them. It was a little much.

Darn jorja, I was looking forward to reading yours. I saved mine on Word. That could possibly come back to bite me in the ass. :eek:
 
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Thanks so much for posting the ads, ladies. I know everyone loves reading them and I feel guilty because I'm the only one other than Carmine who truly gets to enjoy that pleasure. So, please, any of you who are willing to post your ads, do it so the others can enjoy. ... Um, except you, 1CSIMFan and jorja. :lol:

I do think all who write truly naughty ones should post them at BC though so others can get a laugh. When the deadline comes, I'll post the censored version of mine here and the uncensored version at BC.

jorja - If you want me to type yours up and post at BC, let me know and I'd be happy to do that. It is long and I might make you beg, but it's good stuff, so I'd do that for ya.

orison - If you want to send me another copy with your email address, that's fine. Not a big deal to reprint at all. I want you all to be happy with the amount of info you've provided.

Nim - Your pics are gorgeous! I'll let you know when I receive your ad. But above all -- congrats on finding a terrific guy! I truly believe that when you find "the one," you just know. ... Now, if Carmine were to contact you in reference to your personal ad -- remember girl, don't say "no." Just sell them both on a three-way. :devil:
 
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Both of mine are now posted. We've decided to take them out of the Apartment and post them in one of the regular forums to everybody can read them.

They have their own thread "Carmine Fan Project Ads" in the Locker Room Forum.

I take it you my second attempt at emailing you MrsG?
 
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Just wanted to add that it's the "D/F Canon Discussion" forum under The Locker Room category, to be specific. ;) I pinned the topic at the top of the forum, so it'll be easy to find. (And please know that if you go over there and click that thread, you will see explicit content. ;))

After the fan project is over, we'll move the thread back to the restricted forum, but for now you guys can click over to the Brokeback Crimelab board via my signature or Rhonda's and read them. :devil:

If you aren't a member over there but would like us to post your ad (with credit to you, of course ;)), PM either myself or 1CSIMfan on here and we'll post the contents over there for you. ;)

And yes, I'm still procrastinating. *runs away* I know, I'm cutting it close, you don't have to tell me. :eek:
 
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I guess I can post mine, but can't do it here, too dirty :devil:

and, Fay, hop to it, Missy! :lol:
 
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I know, I know. :eek: I don't know why I've been so frickin' busy lately, it seems like I have a bazillion things to do right now. *runs around, flailing*

But I'm definitely going to do one, we'll just see how close I cut it. :lol:
 
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Fay - Get your booty on it!

1CSIMFan - Yep, got the second one and emailed you back. I absolutely love it! You rock!
 
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Been to the BC, geez, mine's relatively tame compared :lol:

Mrs.G - got your email - you called me a hottie :lol:
Bet you say that to all the girls :lol:
Mrs.G thinks I'm a hottie :lol:

Carmine better think so :devil: :eek: :lol:

Okay, here's mine, and I can post it cause it's not raunchy


YOU! DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY

Carmine my darling, you don't have to be lonely. Not when I'm here to get you through those long, empty nights. I know we're made for each other and will fit perfectly together, like night and day, the sun and the moon, The Fonz and Pinky Tuscadero! So, here are my vitals for you to drool over ...

NAME - TIARA ...

D.O.B - 21 st of MAY 1974 - taurus/gemini - TWICE THE WOMAN!!!

STATS - I'm a 5,8" voluptously curvaceous love goddess, with golden brown shoulder length hair - for you to tangle your manly hands in! - mischieviously sparkling emerald eyes and lush, full lips - you will beg to kiss! - that turn into a gorgeous smile. A perfect set of teeth for nipping you gently - unless you want me to bite! And child bearing hips just made for bringing beautiful, baby Giovinazzo's into the world. Do you like puzzles? Well, I have many beauty spots for you to play dot to dot - with your tongue! Oh, and I'm VERY SINGLE and VERY FREE for you to do WHATEVER YOU PLEASE!!!!!

OCCUPATION - Fashion and jewelery designer, carer and author. In fact I've written a novel based on all that you inspire!!

LOVES - YOU! and those deep, smouldering pools of blue to drown in (your eyes)NANCY DREW - 22 years on going. TV and MOVIES. RELAXING. MUSIC and DANCING - love them with a passion and write lyrics. THE RAIN. THE BEACH. ALL THINGS CHOCOLATE - mmm ... the food of love, another thing we have in common! CATS and DOGS - mook's gorgeous, just like his owner!

UNLOVES - Rudeness and Disrespect! Being told what to do and how to do it especially by people I don't know!

WHAT I WILL GIVE YOU - Full, total and absolute commitment for a lifetime of love, passion, desire and companionship. Trust and faith in you, in all that you are and do. I'll do it with every fibre of my being.
BODY. MIND, SOUL.

CONTACT INFO - FULL NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE, EMAIL AND TALK CSI USERNAME

I added 3 pics, wrote it in different colours, and made the background pale pink kisses - to really grab his attention. And yes, in one photo, I got my boobies out :lol:

God help us all if he shows the others, poor Hill and Eddie will feel so left out :lol:

mmm... do we know what Hill did with his panties :lol:
 
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Oh, please don't make me beg Mrs.G :eek:. Last time I begged for something good I nearly got my ass thrown in the slammer :lol:. Actually, I'm just kidding.

Fay, do it or I will come after you :devil:. How can Carmine make sexy time with you if you don't write him :devil:. Don't tell me that the co-creator of BC isn't a kinky, freaky girl. I know you have some nasty shit in your brain waiting to be written :devil:. Show Carmine that it's *you* who's bringing sexy back. *cracks whip*
 
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Heheh, I've been sporking her daily about participating! Hopefully she'll take the bait. :rolleyes: We loves you Fay!!! Come join us!!!
 
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Oh, she'll eventually come around. I'm very, very persistent & it is my goal to make Fay send in an add. If she needs inspiration then goddamn I'll give her inspiration :devil:.

Hopefully this ad will inspire Carmine to hop on the Mina train aka my "caboose". *toot toot* :lol: :devil: All aboard!
 
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