MrsGiovinazzo
CSI Level Three
For those who lament that they weren’t here for the Little Black Book, and for those who did participate, but just want to show Carmine some love, I’ve got a new fan project for you. This one promises to be loads of fun and will allow you to be as creative and as naughty as you like. Yep, you got it. No PG-13 rating limit on this one. Write whatever you want. :devil: There is allegedly no girlfriend to worry about disrespecting and Carmine’s a big boy.
The theme of this project is “You Don’t Have to Be Lonely.” I want each of you to write a personal ad to be submitted for his consideration. Yes, those cheesy “single white female, 20, enjoys pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, seeks Italian stallion for sunset walks on the beach” type things. :lol: Carmine complains of being single and lonely. Think you’d make the perfect girlfriend? I see you post that all the time. Here’s your opportunity to sell Carmine on why you’d be perfect for him. Be fun. Be creative. Be whatever you want.
All the personal ads submitted will be compiled into a book with a note attached to the effect that compliments of the ladies of CSI Files (and likely cg.net/Carmine Online as well), he doesn’t have to go through another year alone.
Ideas of things you may want to include in your submission: name, age, occupation, contact info, likes/dislikes, vital stats, pics (don’t just tell him you’re hot -- prove it), things you look for in a guy, what you could offer him, etc. Sky’s the limit.
Guidelines:
· Your submission may take the form of a typical personal ad or an online dating profile, be written out in paragraph form or take any other form of your choosing that can be represented on paper.
· The size of your submission should not exceed 8 1/2” x 11”.
· While there is no ratings limit per se, please do not submit nude photos. If you think your rack is so spectacular that writing your phone # across your boobies and submitting a photo of your handiwork is the way to go, please keep your ‘ladies’ confined to a bra or bikini top or something along those lines. He’ll get the idea without landing my ass in jail for peddling kiddie porn as many of you are underage.
· You can get your submission to me either by email to debfuji@yahoo.com or by regular mail. PM me for my address if you want to use regular mail.
Deadline:
Please make sure I receive your submission by December 15th. If you live overseas and plan to mail yours, please account for the 10-14 day mail time.
In terms of getting this project to Carmine, I will be mailing it to his publicist. My ability to give him the Little Black Book in person was a random little twist of luck. That project was inspired simply because I knew in advance that I’d see him. Not the case in this instance. But it will get to him and perhaps I’ll even ask him to email me some reaction to it that can be posted on the board.
Just a little buzz kill of a cautionary note: Just as no one scored a booty call off the Little Black Book, don’t expect that he’d give any consideration to responding to even the most compelling of personal ads. Have fun and know that this is just for fun.
BTW – Please do not get burned out on Carmine fan projects. I’ve got another, more significant one coming at the beginning of the year, so pace yourself. I’m waiting on that one because it has a specific timing to it. However, the next one will be an important opportunity to see if fans can make a difference and it’s a project he’s already aware of so we really need to knock it out of the park. More on that to come later. For now, just fire up those personal ads and show the man some love!
The theme of this project is “You Don’t Have to Be Lonely.” I want each of you to write a personal ad to be submitted for his consideration. Yes, those cheesy “single white female, 20, enjoys pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, seeks Italian stallion for sunset walks on the beach” type things. :lol: Carmine complains of being single and lonely. Think you’d make the perfect girlfriend? I see you post that all the time. Here’s your opportunity to sell Carmine on why you’d be perfect for him. Be fun. Be creative. Be whatever you want.
All the personal ads submitted will be compiled into a book with a note attached to the effect that compliments of the ladies of CSI Files (and likely cg.net/Carmine Online as well), he doesn’t have to go through another year alone.
Ideas of things you may want to include in your submission: name, age, occupation, contact info, likes/dislikes, vital stats, pics (don’t just tell him you’re hot -- prove it), things you look for in a guy, what you could offer him, etc. Sky’s the limit.
Guidelines:
· Your submission may take the form of a typical personal ad or an online dating profile, be written out in paragraph form or take any other form of your choosing that can be represented on paper.
· The size of your submission should not exceed 8 1/2” x 11”.
· While there is no ratings limit per se, please do not submit nude photos. If you think your rack is so spectacular that writing your phone # across your boobies and submitting a photo of your handiwork is the way to go, please keep your ‘ladies’ confined to a bra or bikini top or something along those lines. He’ll get the idea without landing my ass in jail for peddling kiddie porn as many of you are underage.
· You can get your submission to me either by email to debfuji@yahoo.com or by regular mail. PM me for my address if you want to use regular mail.
Deadline:
Please make sure I receive your submission by December 15th. If you live overseas and plan to mail yours, please account for the 10-14 day mail time.
In terms of getting this project to Carmine, I will be mailing it to his publicist. My ability to give him the Little Black Book in person was a random little twist of luck. That project was inspired simply because I knew in advance that I’d see him. Not the case in this instance. But it will get to him and perhaps I’ll even ask him to email me some reaction to it that can be posted on the board.
Just a little buzz kill of a cautionary note: Just as no one scored a booty call off the Little Black Book, don’t expect that he’d give any consideration to responding to even the most compelling of personal ads. Have fun and know that this is just for fun.
BTW – Please do not get burned out on Carmine fan projects. I’ve got another, more significant one coming at the beginning of the year, so pace yourself. I’m waiting on that one because it has a specific timing to it. However, the next one will be an important opportunity to see if fans can make a difference and it’s a project he’s already aware of so we really need to knock it out of the park. More on that to come later. For now, just fire up those personal ads and show the man some love!
