Caption Game - Shipper Central Style

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War: Uhm, Cath?
Cath: Shut up, I'm trying to impress Grissom. Look at him, he IS impressed.
War: Could you...
Cath: Warrick, I need a promotion! Now shut up.
War: *whispering* Who's gonna tell her that look is bacause she's sittin' on Miss Piggy?
 
Cath (to Gil whose off-screen): *defensively* We were just discussing the case. Honest. Not flirting. Noooo. I mean, Warrick's married now... look at his ring finger. *Warrick flashes ring finger* So, definitely no flirting. We're totally on this case. Utterly professional...

Gil: *pulls a WTF face* I said "stop searching". Because, we've found a viable suspect. Do you two need a moment!?
 
Cath: "My God, is it that time already, I hate having to spend time with Ecklie Gil, he's going to be pissed when he finds out we have these pictures of him and that CSI Stetler guy".

Warrick to himself...

"Good God", I never knew Ecklie was capable of doing that in Spandex.
 
War: Uh, Griss you uh forgot to, uh...
Cath: What did she do to you this time?
Griss: Who do what, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
Cath: Fine then, there's a banana in your pants.
 
*Cath and Warrick waiting for explination*

Gris: The killer is a clown, and I'm trying to get into his head so we can catch him.

Warrick: The facepaint and nose is good, but where did you get those huge shoes?

Cath: *serious business, must not laugh, must not laugh*
 
Warrick - "Golly, Gris, I once knew a man in the same predicament."
Grissom - "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."
Catherine - *violated-violated-violated*
 
Grissom: What are you two doing?
Catherine playing with Warrick's feet with hers under table: Oh nothing, absolutely nothing.
Warrick: What do you mean nothing, your pants are notted around my ankles...........
 
Catherine: I didn't do anything!
Warrick: What she said! We weren't doing anything!
Grissom: You are supposed to do something here...
Catherine: No! He's married!
Warrick: Yeah, look! I've got a ring and everything!
Grissom: I meant working. You are supposed to be working.
 
Cath: What were you two doing in that closet so long? No, I'd rather not know
Warrick: She's just upset because when you and Sara are there, she doesn't get any time with Nick
Grissom: I don't think this is Nick's *holds up pink thong*
Catherine: Yuck...I don't even wanna know what Ecklie's doing in there
Warrick: Check it out on the hidden camera
All of them: Ewwwwww! *they all run to be sick*

(I hope it's not too long)
 
[After been caught flirting]
Catherine: He started it!
Warrick: N-uh. See? I'm married.
Catherine: We'll see about that..
 
Warrick: PPSSSTTT hey Cath
Cath: *whispering back* YEAH?
Warrick: Are you going to tell him or am I?
Cath: *lets out a slight giggle*
Grissom:.... So Nicky and I have secured the scene... [Stopping mid-sentance] What is so funny?

Cath: YOU FORGOT TO ZIP!
 
Warrick: So do you really think Griss will give us that promotion?
Catherine: Shut up, I'm trying to get him to notice my breasts...
 
Griss: So what do we have here?
Cath: *hiding ring under table* Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Warrick: We were uh, just working.
Griss: Musical wives is not working, Warrick.
Cath: *blushes*
 
Warrick: So you think Grissom knows?
Catherine: About us? Not a chance. And I don't plan on telling.
Warrick: Ya know, I hope it stays that way. Serves him right, because he never tells us anything about his "personal" life.
Catherine: Pssh, like he has one.

[Grissom and Sara stumble out of a nearby supply closet laughing and breathing heavy. Catherine and Warrick stare in shock.]


OH, wow that big black blob is Grissom. Oh well, I thought it would work. :(
 
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