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#1.
Cal: Ther's a guy behind me isn't there? Is he staring at my ass? Why do they all stare at my ass?
#2.
Cal: *thinking* I wonder if I can remove this piece of food from between my teeth without this guy spotting it.
#3.
Cal: If you take one more step you're going to become the Bomb Squad's test dummy.
#4.
Cal: Why do I always get stuck w/ the losers?
#5.
Cal: Don't take another step! Im warning you, I know Kung Fu, and fifty other dangerous words.
#6.
Guy: Excuse me, but do you always wear lingerie in the Ballistics lab?
Cal: Only when Frank is coming up for a *special visit*!!! :devil:
#7.
Cal: (thinking) Does he know where I buried Jake?
#8.
Boy: so...do you like the diamond earrings I gave you?
Cal: Shut up little demon...im thinking of your punishment for giving CALLEIGH DUQUESNE a false diamond :devil:
Good luck