here are your captions...
#1.
H: Man, I knew I shouldn't have drank that drink before coming into the Fun House of Mirrors.
#2.
H: *sings* When will my reflection show who I am inside! *sighs smiling*
#3.
Eric: *under water* Horatio! bubble bubble HELP! SHARK! bubble bubble....
H: (in head)***damn this is my best suit & my last pair of sunnies***
FRANK! CALL RESCUE WE NEED BACK UP ..NOW!
#4.
H: I wish Eric would would hurry up & hand me the evidence. The blowing bubble through his snorkel is getting old!
#5.
H: Mr. Wolfe, be honest w/ me. Are you absolutely sure your eyesight is back to normal?
#6.
H: *takes off sunnies* Frank, when did Miami *puts sunnies back on* get it's own Stargate? (YEAH-cue music)
:beer: