Here's your captions!!
#1
Eric: hey, Frank....don't you just love Delko time
Frank: Uuuuhhhuuuuuh!!!!
#2
Frank: Eric, put on your sunglasses & we can try out for the next "Men in Black" movie.
#3
Eric: I think I see H...Wake up, Frank, wake up!
#4
Frank: *gasp* Did Horatio just shoot me for wearing a pair of sunglasses?
Eric: *thinking* I so told him "H" would do that, but would he listen?
#5
Frank: please tell me this is not happening!
Eric: well..I can't tell you H ordered Coast Gaurd to search the Ray Ban, he bought yesterday, in the Atlantic Ocean cause he swam with them this morning & he lost them??? OK!!! I won't tell anything.
#6
Frank: I know Calleigh likes to give these shooting demos but extracting a bullet from a tree is a bit much.
Eric: but she's using a chainsaw, women working w/ tools are so hot.
#7
Eric: Roy Orbison called...he wants his shades back.
#8
Frank: H wants you in the water right away.
Eric: doesn't he always???!
#9
frank: who are all those people running towards us w/ nets?
Eric: oh, that's the Delkostalkerazzi crew. They're so much fun.
My vote is in.....#9!!!