Caption Game - Miami Style Pt 3

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Ryan: So, ummm... so you're an alien, huh?
Cooper: *clears throat* Uh, yep. Came here from New Mexico. Miami's got great hot sauce and spicy food.
Ryan: ......Oooookay. Does anyone else in the lab know?
Cooper: Well, er, Delko knows. He was actually married to my sister for a while.
Ryan: MARRIED?! *pauses for a moment* Eric married to an alien, huh? Yeah, I could see that. So, are there any other aliens running around Miami?
Cooper: You remember the girl who was flirting with you when you had to take a DNA sample from her? It was a few years ago, but she was cute, so you probably remember.
Ryan: Oh yeeeaaah, she WAS cute! Wait... wait...
Cooper: Yep, her too. She told me she thought you were hot.
Ryan: I was... I was flirting with an alien? And you know her?
Cooper: Sure do.
Ryan: Can you... will you put in a good word for me?
Cooper: *eyeroll* You bet.



(Anyone who hasn't seen the series "Roswell" will have absolutely no idea what any of this means!)

You're up, Ginnna. :p
 
Thanks, y'all. I'm glad my "alien" theme wasn't too weird!

Here's the next photo, I hope it isn't too risque... ;)

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On the left, Ryan. On the right, Alexx. On the table, Cody Lane (I think). Or you could just refer to him as the vic, the corpse, the poor bastard, etc!

Go for it!
 
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Oh good lord. How can I make a PG-13 caption with that pic? :guffaw: Funniest pic ever though. Okay, here goes:


Ryan (amused/surprised): Alexx!!! What are you doing?
Alexx: He had three girls fighting over him. I'm just seeing what all the fuss was about.


:shifty: I hope that's PG-13 enough. :lol:
 
Ryan: Quick, Alexx, hold up the sheet so I can get a few pictures!
Alexx: I'm not sure about this Ryan, it seems like an invasion of privacy.
Ryan: He's dead! And we need the money to buy a new cold storage machine before H finds out about the parties we host at the lab every night!



Lame, I know :)
 
Alexx: "Check this out, Sweetie. Remember the girl Delko THOUGHT he met last night while you two were out clubbing?"
Ryan: "Ha! He owes me twenty bucks! That liar!"
 
Ryan: I've just, uh, never seen anything like this before.
Alexx: Well, he won't be able to fit in the storage drawers in our morgue with that, that's for sure.
Ryan: So where will he go?
Alexx: 'Happy Guy Heaven' morgue, downtown.
 
Ryan: (shocked) "That's impossible!!"
Alexx: "Not no more baby. Whoo!! Gives me flashes!!" (fans herself)
Ryan: ( even more shocked) "Alexx!!"
Alexx: (comming out of dream world) "What!? Oh huh? Sorry" (blushes)
 
Voting time. These were all so good :lol:

1.
Ryan (amused/surprised): Alexx!!! What are you doing?
Alexx: He had three girls fighting over him. I'm just seeing what all the fuss was about.


2.
Ryan: Quick, Alexx, hold up the sheet so I can get a few pictures!
Alexx: I'm not sure about this Ryan, it seems like an invasion of privacy.
Ryan: He's dead! And we need the money to buy a new cold storage machine before H finds out about the parties we host at the lab every night!

3.
Ryan: See Alexx, I told you he was an outie!

4.
Ryan: Alexx, is it rigor mortis or is he happy to see you?

5.
Alexx: "Check this out, Sweetie. Remember the girl Delko THOUGHT he met last night while you two were out clubbing?"
Ryan: "Ha! He owes me twenty bucks! That liar!"

6.
Ryan: I've just, uh, never seen anything like this before.
Alexx: Well, he won't be able to fit in the storage drawers in our morgue with that, that's for sure.
Ryan: So where will he go?
Alexx: 'Happy Guy Heaven' morgue, downtown.

7.
Ryan: (shocked) "That's impossible!!"
Alexx: "Not no more baby. Whoo!! Gives me flashes!!" (fans herself)
Ryan: ( even more shocked) "Alexx!!"
Alexx: (comming out of dream world) "What!? Oh huh? Sorry" (blushes)
 
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