Ok it's time -
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1.
Ryan - *thinking* "I'm going to stand here and bask in the sun... in a leather jacket... in Miami...."
Calleigh - *thinking* "I hope that's water and not gas all over the ground...."
Dude standing there - *thinking* "The world is black, the world is white...
It turns by day and then by night...."
2.
Ryan: "Yes Eric, I know driving the department Hummer makes you look sexy, but just because gas is up to $4.99 doesn't mean that you have to steal it from the underground tanks just so you can drive the thing."
Calleigh: (thinking and ignoring Ryan) "I wonder if I how much gas for the H2 I can get out of this mess that some idiot made all over the ground..."
3.
Eric: Look, we all know who's the bigger man here. And he's wearing all white.
Ryan: Oh, yeah? If you're so tough, then prove it by searching in the hole for the evidence.
Calleigh: I'm just going to go over here while you two have your p***ing match...
4.
Ryan:"okay where are gonna take this one serious."
Calleigh"Ohhh piece of candy"
Gas station worker::wtf:
5.
Attendant: Yeah, the suspects just got out of their vehicle and started a pissing contest right here... a literal pissing contest. Are you gonna clean this up?
Ryan: I can't man, I'm OCD.
Calleigh (sighing): Why do the women always have to clean up after the men?
6.
Attendant: The guy who siphoned the gas had red hair and sunglasses, and was driving a Hummer. All this to avoid a $300 tank of gas.
7.
Calleigh: Oops, I think I acceidentally dropped the keys to the hummer into that dark hole.
Ryan: Then why don't you go get them?
Calleigh: Now, how am I supposed to do that?
Ryan(dead serious): Well, your not that big. I'm sure we could make you fit in there some how.:devil:
Attendant: I do belive he's right about that.
Calleigh: what!!!
8.
Ryan: :wtf:
Attendant: You asked for the restroom, man!
Calleigh: I'm gonna wait in the Hummer... good luck with the port-a-potty Ryan.
9.
Ryan: I tell you, Eric, I saw Gary Coleman whop a female fan and then run down this manhole.
Eric: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Ryan??
Calleigh: *groan*
10.
Calleigh: (thinking) I can see my reflection in that puddle, and I look pretty hot.
Eric: (thinking) That shrubbery under the gas station sign looks fake. I think I'll go over and see if it is.
Ryan: (thinking) I'm just going to stand here and look studly. Maybe the cute chick over there will come over here.
11.
Ryan: "Where did Horatio go?"
Calleigh: "He was just here a minute ago."
Eric looking upset: "Ryan, I TOLD you NOT to take his shades away."
12.
Cal: What's that smell?
Ryan: (smiles) Sorry.
Cal: Ugh, ew Ryan!
Ryan & Guy: (smiles)
Cal: You're so disgusting (walks off)
13.
Cal: Ryan?
Ryan: Yeah, what up Cal?
Cal: I think the hummer... melted?!
