Here's your captions.
1.
Cal: Be still, Horatio.
Horatio: Calleigh, are you sure this nail polish will match my sunnies?
2.
Calleigh: I know it hurts H, this will only take a second.
Horatio: HURRY!!!
Calleigh: Calm down, its just a papercut!
3.
Horatio-Fine! I give up!
Calleigh- Good, now, according to your palm, in your future...
4.
H: Oww, oww, oww, I thought you said acupuncture wouldn't hurt
Cal: :devil:mawaahaahaa:devil:
5.
Cal: Oh sweet heavens, Horatio, your hands feel like sandpaper
H: *hangs head in embarassment* I know... I know.
6.
Calleigh: *
in a gently scolding tone* Horatio, I know you don't exactly get along with Stetler, but did you two really have to claw at each other like five year olds?
Horatio: *
mumbles* He started it...
Calleigh: He may have called you names, but that doesn't give you the right to tear his hair out!
Horatio: Yeah, well...... *
hangs head* .....now he knows I'm not a "nancy boy".
Calleigh: Oh, for goodness sakes!
7.
Horatio: I should've
never tried to do one of Cooper's ballet movements! Now I'm locked in this strange position, and I'm so angry I could tear Eric's hair out--if he had hair!
Eric, who is standing off screen, but nearby, takes a couple backward steps.
Calleigh: Don't worry, Eric. The muscle relaxing cream I'm applying with this Q-tip, also acts as a pretty strong tranquilizer.
8.
Cal: Look Horatio, I'm very busy, I don't always have time to give you a manicure!
H:
in a puppy, whiney voice .... I know, but I want my nails to look pretty!
Cal: You know, I don't think the bad guys care about your nails when you're gunning them down.
H: We'll see about that...we'll see about that.
