Voting time...
1.
Stetler: I swear to God Horatio. That is not me on that mini surveillance tape,placing pink thongs with my phone number on those cars mirrors.
Horatio: Mhmm :wtf:
2.
H: *looking at Stetler's phone* A zebra print handbag purchased on Craig's List ...how appropriate , Rick.
Stetler: It's for...my girlfriend...
3.
Rick: I swear that is not you dancing in the shower H.
Horatio: It's gotta be you perv! Who else has red hair & sexy blue eyes & dances to the Who. Wanna explain that one, Rick? Hmm!?
4.
Stetler: Hey, your phone is better than mine!
H: That's 'cause I'm the Lieutenant & you're IAB. You don't need to use your phone as often as I do. How often are you out in the field, Rick?
Stetler: (sighing) I hate it when you're right, Horatio!
5.
H: Miami Vice ringtone? I thought we agreed to never mention that show.
6.
Stetler: Horatio, I know you're trying to frame me for your so-called murder, I saw the text you sent.
H: *in head* Oh damn, I thought I erased that.
7.
H: Well, Rick, looks like she called me first after all.
Stetler: Dangit, I lose to him again!
8.
Rick: Im so sorry Horatio. I didn't mean to break your favorite gun. Will you ever forgive me?
H: Rick, this device I'm holding in my hand tells me there's a 98% chance you're lying to me.
Man in background: Yeah, he looks like a suspicious character.
9.
*all thinking*
Farthest man away: Damn, that Rick has a cute a$$.
Second farthest man: Is his hair really that red?
Rick: Oh my God, he's just got the message & I'm only a foot away from him.
H: It's done? What the hell does that mean?
Out of shot: BANG!!!!
