Bitten, midnight &Top's Excellent Adventure (Lt. Dan Band!)

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^It was the subject of the last mass at the Church of Sinise. Whether it stayed clean or not, well, I'll leave that to your imagination. :lol:

I'm bummed I missed the PBS special. I remember hearing about it in advance but I had no idea when it was going to be on, and the next thing I knew, I was reading about it here in the forum. :lol: Oh well--I hear they were great, though.
 
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I never knew there was such a high profit margin in the fake celebrity underwear auction business. Maybe I can retire on the Eddie Cahill jock strap I found in the gym locker room. Complete with DNA sample. Anyone interested?
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Thou shalt not bring any false bikinis before me.

I, for one, am in the business of auctioning off the real deal. My merchandise comes complete with a certificate of authenticity, autographed by the respective undergarment's former owner.

Gary and I have an exclusive deal. When he was here in Chicago back in Feb, he and I chatted following the concert.

Interested parties should contact me in private -- have a credit card ready.
 
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^How did you get this deal, jkladis? :eek: Tell me what you did to get an exclusive on Gary's underwear... ;) :lol:
 
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You know, your "Locker Room" is not the only one around, Top41.
 
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^Be careful! midnight might kill you with a look if you start bragging about being in a locker room alone with Gary and you got away with his underwear... :eek:

She can only brook so much Gary-undy stealing before she goes medieval! :eek: ;) :D
 
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soooo, I am now positive that we have to cash in our 401K, savings, paychecks, homes, etc for bail money?

Ladies, please don't forget your 'ones', to put down Gary's pants, when you get the chance. Notice that I said when you get the chance, and not if. I have faith. I realize that he isn't stripping (that I know of, never been to a Lt. Dan band performance) but you can still throw money at him and drag yourselves up on stage and hold onto him until you are dragged off kicking and screaming.
 
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soooo, I am now positive that we have to cash in our 401K, savings, paychecks, homes, etc for bail money?
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I'm afraid so. :eek: But if it's any consolation, we'll have great stories!

Ladies, please don't forget your 'ones', to put down Gary's pants, when you get the chance. Notice that I said when you get the chance, and not if. I have faith. I realize that he isn't stripping (that I know of, never been to a Lt. Dan band performance) but you can still throw money at him and drag yourselves up on stage and hold onto him until you are dragged off kicking and screaming.
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One of us joked that for the price of the tickets, we should all be getting lap dances from Gary. I plan to have my ones ready for when that happens! :D
 
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Just remember that if y'all need to be bailed out of C(r)ook County Jail, call me. I'm in the area.
 
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soooo, I am now positive that we have to cash in our 401K, savings, paychecks, homes, etc for bail money?
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I'm afraid so. :eek: But if it's any consolation, we'll have great stories!
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Why do I suddenly feel like this is the beginning to a Western Union commercial? :lol:

One of us joked that for the price of the tickets, we should all be getting lap dances from Gary.
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Dude. Seriously. :lol:
 
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Well, if we get taken to jail, I will have something in common with my beloved Russell Crowe! ;) Though I don't plan to throw a telephone at anyone. I don't plan to ever handle a telephone again, at least not in NY, as it's apparently a deadly weapon. :lol: All those times in high school I was Armed and Dangerous and didn't even know it! ;)

But, seriously, we're not gonna get arrested. I mean, who would arrest Bitten for grabbing Gary's butt while he's on stage? :eek: Who would cart midnight away for belting out "I Honestly Love You" when Gary walks into the room? :confused: Who would try to put me in irons for sneaking into Gary's trailer and turning it into a luuuuurrrrve nest? :eek: Who indeed! :confused:



:devil:
 
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You seem to have all the ingredients necessary to make a good Jerry Springer show.
 
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^It really wasn't nice of her to knock you up and leave you in the lurch like that. :(

jkladis, if we go on Springer, you have to be the referee! :p
 
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Well, if we get taken to jail, I will have something in common with my beloved Russell Crowe! ;) Though I don't plan to throw a telephone at anyone. I don't plan to ever handle a telephone again, at least not in NY, as it's apparently a deadly weapon. :lol: All those times in high school I was Armed and Dangerous and didn't even know it! ;)

But, seriously, we're not gonna get arrested. I mean, who would arrest Bitten for grabbing Gary's butt while he's on stage? :eek: Who would cart midnight away for belting out "I Honestly Love You" when Gary walks into the room? :confused: Who would try to put me in irons for sneaking into Gary's trailer and turning it into a luuuuurrrrve nest? :eek: Who indeed! :confused:



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Gotcha. I'll get bail money together. :lol:
 
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^Better get a lot. :eek: ;) There are three of us... :eek:
 
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