midnight_tiptoes
Head of the Day Shift
I thought it might be fun. The idea is you write the title and author of a book that would be incredibly short given their knowledge on the subject. In other words, topics our CSIs would be REALLY bad at writing. Example:
Ethics, Schmethics: Interpersonal Relationships In The Workplace by Gilbert Grissom and Sara Sidle
You Have The Right To Remain Fabulous! A Guide To Appropriate Workplace Attire by Catherine Willows, foreword by Stella Bonasera
¡Libérate Hombre! The Day Of Judgement Is Closely At Hand: Don't Let Your Co-Workers Push You Around by Nicholas Stokes (also available in broken Spanish)
Gay Spirit Warrior: An Empowerment Workbook for Men Who Love Men by Donald Flack, foreword by (wishes to remain anonymous)
We're All Pink Inside: Approaching Racial Issues in the Workplace With Tact by Frank Tripp
Necrophilia For Dummies: 101 Funny Uses For The Word 'Stiff' by Dr. Alexx Woods
Surviving Loss, Betrayal, Lies, Death, Drowning, Demotion, Addiction, And Geriatric Sex With Class and Professionalism by Catherine Willows
Labels Disable: Fat and Loving It! by Tony Vartann
Crazy And Me: A Survival Guide For Men Who Love To Give by Eric Delko
Whip It! The Long Lost Art of Communication by Lady Heather, illustrations by Gilbert Grissom
"Oh, What The Hell" - A Love Story by Gilbert Grissom, edited by Sara Sidle
"..." : Helping Your Co-Workers Mourn by Calleigh Duquesne
I'm Gonna Pretend I Didn't Hear That: When No Means No by Sara Sidle
Lil' Kid Lover: Using Proximity And Gratuitous Touching To Help Children Through Trauma by Horatio Caine (rejected titles: Let Me Kiss Your Boo-Boo Away and Funny Uncle Horatio Has Loving Hands)
He's Just Not That Into You by Rick Stetler, foreword by Sara Sidle (foreword retracted after printing)
Cancerous And Fabulous! Don't Let Your White Blood Cell Count Drag You Down by Marisol Delko
Ethics, Schmethics: Interpersonal Relationships In The Workplace by Gilbert Grissom and Sara Sidle
You Have The Right To Remain Fabulous! A Guide To Appropriate Workplace Attire by Catherine Willows, foreword by Stella Bonasera
¡Libérate Hombre! The Day Of Judgement Is Closely At Hand: Don't Let Your Co-Workers Push You Around by Nicholas Stokes (also available in broken Spanish)
Gay Spirit Warrior: An Empowerment Workbook for Men Who Love Men by Donald Flack, foreword by (wishes to remain anonymous)
We're All Pink Inside: Approaching Racial Issues in the Workplace With Tact by Frank Tripp
Necrophilia For Dummies: 101 Funny Uses For The Word 'Stiff' by Dr. Alexx Woods
Surviving Loss, Betrayal, Lies, Death, Drowning, Demotion, Addiction, And Geriatric Sex With Class and Professionalism by Catherine Willows
Labels Disable: Fat and Loving It! by Tony Vartann
Crazy And Me: A Survival Guide For Men Who Love To Give by Eric Delko
Whip It! The Long Lost Art of Communication by Lady Heather, illustrations by Gilbert Grissom
"Oh, What The Hell" - A Love Story by Gilbert Grissom, edited by Sara Sidle
"..." : Helping Your Co-Workers Mourn by Calleigh Duquesne
I'm Gonna Pretend I Didn't Hear That: When No Means No by Sara Sidle
Lil' Kid Lover: Using Proximity And Gratuitous Touching To Help Children Through Trauma by Horatio Caine (rejected titles: Let Me Kiss Your Boo-Boo Away and Funny Uncle Horatio Has Loving Hands)
He's Just Not That Into You by Rick Stetler, foreword by Sara Sidle (foreword retracted after printing)
Cancerous And Fabulous! Don't Let Your White Blood Cell Count Drag You Down by Marisol Delko
