Are We Paying You By The Word? - The CSI Booklist

The DNA Code by Greg Sanders forward by Dr. Gil Grissom

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective CSIs by Conrad Ecklie forward by Warrick Brown


Why Bad Things Happen To Good CSIs by Nick Stokes forward by George Eads


Diaries of an Exotic Dancer Turned CSI by Catherine Willows
 
midnight_tiptoes said:
I thought it might be fun. The idea is you write the title and author of a book that would be incredibly short given their knowledge on the subject. In other words, topics our CSIs would be REALLY bad at writing. Example:
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Remeber these books are supposed to be written by a CSI with NO experience on that subject. myfuturecsi your's just don't work fo this thread. Like the one written by Catherine
Diaries of an Exotic Dancer Turned CSI
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she'd know about it so no doesn't work.
 
I don't think we have to be too picky, do we? If it's funny, I think we can make exceptions. Unless the author of the thread takes exception with that, of course.
 
EXTERMATION:Diaries of an Extermiatator By Gil Grissom
"Finding" GSR by Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle.
How to deal with Serial Killers for Dumbies By Gil Grissom
Pick up lines while at The LAB by Gil Bgrissom
 
Daddy: Advice for Staying Close with Your Kids by Jim Brass

Putting Your Kids First by Catherine Willows

Communication without Sarcasm by Don Flack

Bottom of the Class: Overcoming Bad Grades by Sheldon Hawkes
 
(oh darn, that's what I get for not reading things closely. But they're all still funny, everyone :)
 
DSM-10 with the Sidle addendums--Sara
Bar-B-Q and Bugs: The Grillmaster's Guide to Grilling Insects: Grissom
How to Wear Prada on an Outlet Budget: Catherine
The Discovery Channel Guide to Birds: Nick
Balls: Brass
 
Remeber these books are supposed to be written by a CSI with NO experience on that subject.
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Yeah, that's the point. Like, The Joys Of Abstinence by Eric Delko. That would be the shortest book ever (and probably the worst) because he has no experience in the matter. The books are supposed to be ironic.
 
The Best Way to Deal With Rejection by Dr. Lurie, illustrated by Frankie Mala

How to React When a Gun Is Pulled On You Without Appearing Like a Softie by Nicholas Stokes
 
How to cover up the twins by Stella Bonasera
How to have fun by Mac Taylor
How to have the perfect hair by Frank Tripp
 
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