Discussion in 'General CSI Discussion' started by midnight_tiptoes, May 30, 2006.
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Play Nice: Tips On How To Behave When Serving A Life Sentence, by Nate Haskell
That's a good one!
Nice thread. I'll add some of my too(sorry if I repeat and if they're not too funny)
101 Ways How To Successfully Suck Up To Your Boss by David Hodges.
1001 Awesome One-Liners + Sunglasses + Even Better Pose by Horatio Caine.
101 Ways How To Get Rid Of Bugs by Gilbert Grissom.
How To Get Hurt In An Explosion by Horatio Caine.
How To Pick A Right Woman by Nick Stokes.
How Not To Urinate At A Crime Scene When You're A Newbie by Greg Sanders.
How To Pick A Perfect Husband by Catherine Willows.
101 Ways How To Be Loved By Your Co-workers by Conrad Ecklie and Rick Stetler.
101 Ways How To Be Angry by Greg Sanders.
How To Wear A Tie At A Crime Scene by Ray Langston.
Can't think anymore, gotta go sleep
Views From The Shadows: A Tarantula's Take On Ten Years Of Las Vegas Crime, by Stevie, with forward by Miss Piggy
:lol: Great ones... Here are some that came to me...
The Long Goodbye. How to Avoid a Hasty Exit . By Stella Bonasea. Special section by Riley Adams.
Avoiding the Dreaded 'Pink Slip'. By Wendy Simms and Jesse Cordoza
What? I'm Not Pregnant, I've Just Gained a Few.. By Calleigh Duquense
I have few:
'I just have it...aka how to create perfect one-liner' - by Horatio Caine
'How not to put yourself in danger at work' - by Eric Delko
'Rules are everything - strong will can prevent you from dating your attrative co-workers' by Calleigh Douquesne
What To Do When The Casket Splits Open And Other Tips Funeral Behavior, by the Graveyard Shift
How Not To Turn Your Back On A Psycho (Even If He Is In A Cell) by Doctor Ray Langston
How To Create A Celebrity Morgue Photo Book by Doctor Al Robbins
How To Avoid Flipping Over A Car by Nick Stokes
How Not To Lose Your Badge by Danny Messer and Eric Delko
Breakroom Etiquette: What To And What Not To Say During Meals When You Work In A Forensics Lab, by Nick Stokes
Relationship Etiquette: How to talk to your girlfriend at work. By Det. Louis Vartann
Here's some I was able to think of, sorry if there are any similar ones
How To Take Better Care of Your Car by Nick Stokes
My Relationship Advice by David Hodges
Ways To Keep Secrets Right Under Your Colleagues' Noses by Gil and Sara Grissom
How To Pick Up On Secret Relationships by Greg Sanders
Myths and Legends: Ways To Get Better Screentime by Greg Sanders
The Journey From Lab Rat To CSI by Greg Sanders and Wendy Simms
How To Be Heard But Never Seen: Part One by Mrs. Robbins and Mrs. Phillips
How To Be Heard But Never Seen: Part Two by Mrs. Robbins, Mrs. Phillips, and Gil Grissom
I also think so.
How To Get Info From A Child Witness By Talking to Her Doll by Jim Brass
How Not to Fall Off a Building While Chasing A Suspect by Ryan Wolfe
How Not to Get Called A Jackal by Erica Sykes
1000 ways to not seem like a paedophile - by Lt. Horatio Caine
A Guide to Fathering - by Lt. Horatio Caine
What not to wear while Chasing a Suspect across a Roof - by Det. Stella Bonasera
Effective Ways to Tackle a Gun off of Suspect - by Holly Gribbs
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