*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

Ryan: Are you sure that this is what Calleigh meant when she told us to get a "pacificatory ride"?

Eric: I guess you were right. She really meant sex.
 
Delko: Look out, Earnhardt. Here we come.

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Delko: Natalie has stolen my parking space for the last time.

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Delko: $4.00 a gallon? I... am... very... maddddd!
 
Delko: This is the last time we dragrace the kids that live down the street from you, Ryan, I swear --

Ryan: You're not going fast enough! They're gaining ground!
 
Ryan:STEP ON IT,MAN!!!!!
Delko:I am,dammit!
Ryan:Oh..The horror..The horror...Tripp and Cal...My eye..The pain...
Ryan:You shouldn't have stepped in..I warned you..I faced the same consequences once...
 
Ryan: Come on buddy, FLOOR it to the next McDonalds or something. Any bathroom would do!
Eric: I am going as fast as I can. Ahh! Traffic!
Ryan: This is the last time we accept "brownies" at a crime scene! ;)
 
Ryan: Geez, Delko! Warn me BEFORE you make the jump to hyperspace next time!
Eric: I had to get these Imperial bastards off my ass... nobody messes with the Millenium Hummer, nobody!



Umm... yes, you're right. I'm on crack. :lol: And by "on crack" I definitely mean "the hugest nerd in the history of the universe." :lol:
 
Ryan: AAA i feel like i am pregnant! ohh...Sh-!! it is coming out..big huge BROWNIE!!toilet.. FASTER!
Delko: shut up! you're not the only one!!
Ryan & Delko: *yelling* AAAAARRGHHH!!!
 
Ryan: AAAHHH we just ran over H's sunglasses
Eric:I know so if anyone asks we didn't see who did it!
Ryan:We're dead!
Eric:(agrovated)Duh
 
Somewhere in the middle of season 5:
Ryan: Why do I have this feeling I've done this before?
Eric: Originality has always been an issue for the writers.
Ryan: Okay, but me getting shot in the eye with a nailgun twice?!?!
Eric: Be glad it's not the same eye.

Had to do that one. :lol:
 
Ryan: For Gods sake Delko, can't you drive any faster? My arms killing me, I can't hold the roof up any longer!
Delko: I'm flooring it! It's not my fault I accidentally drove through that construction site...
Ryan: Well, maybe if you hadn't been checking out the women across the road you'd have seen the bricks and steel falling from the building...
Delko: H is gonna kill me...
 
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