*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

Calleigh: Alright guys, the fun is over. No more CSI: Crime Scene Investigation for you.
Tyler: But Calleigh, they are Jorja Fox and Louise Lombard! I was enjoying the view!
Calleigh: In real life there are no hot actresses playing criminalists, you know.
Eric: *Look who's talking.*
 
Tyler: Dude, did she kick your ass on the shooting range or what?!
Calleigh: Heh. Wait till you see what weapon we used next.
Eric *is in a happy place, still shocked*
 
Tripp: Sorry, Delko, I really can't remember where I left those keys...

Eric: C'mon Frank, I need them! Pamela is still cuffed to my bed! No, it is Brenda... or Barbara... No, I'm pretty sure it's Veronica... Vivian, maybe... Or was it Susan?
 
CalleighDuCaine, you're so good in making up captions! I laugh out loud every time you post one! :lol:

Eric: So you...you crashed the Hummer into a tree?
Frank: Yep.
Eric: Dude, you're so dead.
Frank: Yep.

I seem to have a thing for crashed hummers...ah well :D
 
Delko: Frank...you have got to be kidding me! Seriously?
Frank: Ya Realy.
Delko: No wai!
Frank: Ya wai! I say it with my own eyes.
Delko: Oh who wone.
Frank: Calliegh did...slapped that snake right between the eyes.
 
(one year ago)
Eric: You saw it?
Tripp: Yep.
Eric: And? What's the season going to be like?
Tripp: Let's just say it's going to be a long year...

um... I'm sooooo not good at this...
 
Eric: You saw a nipple?
Tripp: Yeah, yeah I did.
Eric: You seem pretty traumatized. Are you gonna be ok?
Tripp: How would you feel if you saw Horatio's nipples??
Eric: Well, there's a counselor down the street...
 
Tripp: Horatio tripped, fell down the hill, and came up without a scratch.
Eric: Really?
Tripp: Yep.
Eric: If he's ok, then...why is he seeing a shrink?
Tripp: Well, son, Horatio lost his shades. There are some things in life a man can't stand losing.
 
Delko: Hey check it out, we have metal trees in Miami.
Speed: Yeah Eric, why don't you turn your attention this way to the crime scene.
Delko: Who's Jonathan Littman?
Speed: The guy who's going to fire you if you don't get over here.
 
Eric: Didn't Horatio say he would be back in ten minutes?

Spped: That was two hours ago. He's not coming back, is he?

Eric: I think we've been abandoned.

Speed: Hold my hand, Ewic, I'm so afwaid!
 
Eric: Horatio is going to kill us

Speed: *holding out thumb* lets worry about getting a lift back to the lab first, alright?

Eric: but dude! If Horatio finds out we lost the hummer he'll kill us

Speed: it got stolen, it's not our fault

Eric: yeah, but we stole it from H in the first place
 
Lol. I don't know... the first thing I thought when I saw this was:

"Look both ways before you cross the street"
 
DragonflyDreamer I'm borrowing you idea of crossing the street.

Speed: Delko, what are you doing?

Delko: I was always taught to look both ways before crossing.

Speed: *thumb up, but sarcastic* Wonderful.
 
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