Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

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Here's an e-mail I received. I am a fan of game shows, and I find it funny when a contestant makes a very stupid, off the wall answer, plus the host's reaction to some of these bad answers. Here's a list of some of these rotten answers

Note, the first 3 were given by the same person during the "Fast Money" round, one after another

An article of clothing that children always lose
Pants

The price of a dozen roses
$1.75

Something in a bird cage
Hamster

Something you'd find in an operating room
Operator

An animal with three letters in its name
Frog

An animal with three letters in its name
Alligator

Something that comes with a summer storm
Snow

Something you'd yell at if it stopped working
Spouse

Something worn only by children
Clothes

Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony
Horse

Something you feel before you buy it
Excited

An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast
Hamster

Something you might accidentally leave on all night
Shoes

One of the three bears
Yogi

Other than soap and towel, something people take to a bath
Duck this one actually scored 11 points!

A holiday named after a person
January

A holiday named after a person
Easter

One of Santa's reindeer
Nixon

Something Russia is famous for
Russians

Something that comes in pairs
Bananas

The next 5 were in the same Fast Money round, answered by the same guy! Dawson: "You're going to need an earthquake to get out of this one!"
A time when people wake up
Morning

A time when people go to bed
Night

A Southern State
North Carolina

Something you buy in a delicatessen
Pickles

Something you put in tea
Tea Bag

A state with good skiing
Florida

Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family
Jeans

A city in the state of Georgia
Alabama

A pie that does not contain fruit
Lemon Meringue

Something that kills a lively party
Guns

A brand of gasoline
Regular

A job around the house that has to be done every fall
Spring Cleaning

A man's name beginning with “K”
Kentucky Fried Chicken

Richard Dawson completely lost his composure on this one, he couldn't finish the show without breaking into laughter! This is also my personal favorite.
The month of pregnancy in which a woman starts to show
September

A food that's red on the inside
Kiwi

Something people do clothed that others don't
Ride a motorcycle

The heaviest item in your house
600 pounds

The heaviest item in your house
Husband

A holiday where stores are always busy
Monday

This one, the guy rung in only hearing the first part of the question, so he didn't hear "that a cowboy uses"
Something made of leather that a cowboy uses
Purse

The first thing you take off after work
Underwear
Dawson had the best reaction to this one: "Next question: what time do you get home from work?"

A weather term that can also describe your wife
Wet

A day of the year when you want to be with friends
December

A department in a supermarket
Lingerie

The most lovable breed of dog
Kitten

Something women borrow from each other
Husbands

An invention that has replaced stairs
Wheel

Something you often misplace in your car
Steering wheel

A famous “Arnold”
Arnold & Willis

A reason you might stay inside on a beautiful day
It's raining

A yellow fruit
Orange

An attraction you see in every parade
Merry-go-round

A tradition associated with Christmas
Hanukkah

A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife
Thanksgiving

A food people give as a gift
Lasagna

A vegetable you marinate
Grapes

The one thing that the people living near you have that you want
A beautiful wife

Something that you buy and then have to take good care of it
An infant

Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own
Car

A food with an edible skin
Potato

A food with an edible skin
Banana

An article of clothing that women buy for their husbands
Halter tops

A street name that is common to cities all over the US
Hollywood Boulevard

A kind of bear
Papa Bear

A real person who made a living scaring people
Red Skelton

Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave
Goes to bed

An animal with really good sight
Bat

A state beginning with the letter “M”
Mexico

Something an Indian chief might use
Squaw

Something that floats in the bathtub
Water

A word beginning with “Egg”
Excellent

A city named after a president
Carson City

A sport in which two people compete against each other
Checkers

An occupation in which you disguise your appearance
Doctor

A Scandinavian country
Australia
 
Posted by CaptainMiracle51:

The heaviest item in your house
Husband

A weather term that can also describe your wife
Wet

^:lol: These two were my fave ones :lol:

A Scandinavian country
Australia

^I kinda understand why this hasn't been answered right... tho..Australia is kinda far from here :lol: [tho, even Finland isn't Scandinavian country]
 
:lol: LMAO! Thats just sooo funny!
:lol: I love the one where wife is described as wet as to one of the weather. :lol:
Sanna! I dont see how it is easy to get mixed up with the scandanavia country thing. I had thought that Finland was scandanavia.. :rolleyes:


That game show reminds me of Family Fourtunes.. :p
 
But Finland is not in Scandinavia... look at the map and you know...now wait...you won't because you don't know name of the certains penisulas and stuff :p

I sometimes watch Weakest Link (Finnish version) and even I hate that the "format" is like that.

I think one of the most embarassing answer was when one woman didn't know when Finland became independent.
 
Posted by kazzy:
That game show reminds me of Family Fourtunes.. :p

I remember watching one clip of "Family Fortunes", during the "Big Money" round. The second guy comes up to answer the questions, and what happens was just classic:

Name something that you bring with you to the beach
-Turkey
The first thing you buy at a supermarket
-Turkey
A food you stuff
-Turkey

He didn't finish the rest of his questions. The rest of the family looked like they wanted to kill him.
 
Oh my God, tears are streaming down my face :lol:. Thank you so much for posting these. My favorite:

An invention that has replaced stairs
Wheel

:lol: The hell?! That doesn't even make sense. Not that the others do.
 
Just one problem, two of those weren't dumb answers, they were regional answers.

A Southern State
North Carolina

North Carolina was a Southern State in the Civil War, and it is in the southern half of the US.

A food with an edible skin
Potato

Taters do have edible skins. They stuff them and serve them in restaurants as appetizers all the time (gee did I ever mispell that one). I thought they served those everywhere, but I guess it must just be a regional thing if it made the list of dumb answers.

Now, if the question was misquoted, and it should have been "fruit," (as the other answer was a fruit), then that would be funny.

The rest were hysterical though.
 
...and people actually gave those answers on TV?

*is speechless*
 
I heard one the other day. The question was: Name a profession that starts with a J.

The lady responsed with jackhammerer. I lost it on that one. :lol:
 
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