Quotes You Wanna But Probably Will Never Hear On CSI: NY.

[Karlia]

Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna solve myself a crime...
Danny & Lindsay: Evil faces everywhere. Criminal folks without a conscience.
Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna take my gun this time...
Stella: Can't find parking anytime. People shouting F&%# @$&.
Mac: I'm heading down to Brooklyn, gonna see if I can't unwind...
Sid (mumbles like Kenny)
Mac: So come on down to New York and meet some friends of mine.

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
I think I am going to pass out from laughing.

 

[Flack-Angell]

Mac: Now, Stella, this is what I call a clean glass wall!
Adam comes running
Adam: Hey Mac, I... *crashes into the glass*
Mac: So clean that even not flies can see them! And they've got over hundred eyes!
Stella: Mac. That was not a fly, that was Adam.
Mac: Oh. :alienblush:

 

[hammer227]

LMAO :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

OMG!!! i had a dream a while ago and it was just like that!!! only difference was that it was Danny crashing and Mac and Stella were bent over laughing

 

[Miyukiseta]

Didn't the exact same thing happen to Melina a couple years back on the set?:guffaw:

 

[hammer227]

alright i wrote a fic about this and i thought: why not post it in here too? =D
__________

*Stella walks toward Mac's office*

*Mac raises his head and look at her*

*Stella unties the bow on her coat and let it slip off of her shoulders, underneath she's wearing only a bikini and a pair of stilettos*

-voice on the background-

“Hairdresser: 60$,

Stilettos: 129.99$,

Black bikini: 44.99$,

The 'gold fish' expression on your boss and best friend's face in this moment: PRICELESS!

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.”

 

[Flack-Angell]

alright i wrote a fic about this and i thought: why not post it in here too? =D
__________

*Stella walks toward Mac's office*

*Mac raises his head and look at her*

*Stella unties the bow on her coat and let it slip off of her shoulders, underneath she's wearing only a bikini and a pair of stilettos*

-voice on the background-

“Hairdresser: 60$,

Stilettos: 129.99$,

Black bikini: 44.99$,

The 'gold fish' expression on your boss and best friend's face in this moment: PRICELESS!

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.”

OH FRIIIIIIICKKKKKKKK :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

 

[robotnik22]

(The musical 'Nine' is on screen at a cinema, Danny and Flack are sitting in the movie with Adam because they want to ogle the girls in the film.)

Danny: Shhh! Don't tell Linds that this was my idea, k?
Flack : Yeah , alright, alright.
Adam: Yeah..

(Kate Hudson's character is singing a song about a man she wants and the lyrics are " Guido!Guido! Guido!")
(A look-alike of 'The Situation' from Jersey Shore just enters the cinema.)
Danny: WTF?
Flack: That might be the guy's name.
Danny: Okay.

'Situation' Doppelganger:*stands* IS THAT AN INSULT TO ME???? IS THAT B*TCH CALLING ME WHAT I THINK SHE DID???*throws popcorn*

Danny: * looks at doppelganger* *turns to Flack* *whispers to Flack* Is that 'The Situation ' from Jersey Shore??
Flack : * turns to doppelganger* Hey A**HOLE SHUDDUP OR YOU'LL BE SOCKED LIKE SNOOKI WAS!!
'Situation' Doppelganger: WTF??
Flack: Nah, it's not him.

 

[MakeTracksCowboy]

someone, anyone of the character telling Lindsay to get over herself and stop being annoying.

Mac, preferably, telling Danny and Lindsay that if he catches them together at any moment in the lab huging for kissing one another that he is gonna throw cold water on them and kick their asses to curb.

 

[Flack-Angell]

That would be awesome! :'D

Mac: It's a party in the U.S.A ! *dances*
Flack: Righht...

 

[robotnik22]

(Danny and Lindsay are eating Chinese takeout that has cashews in it.)
Lindsay: *tries to grabs some chicken with the cashews*
I dropped my nuts!
Danny: Better you than me , Linds.

 

[MacsLady]

Hawkes: 'I have a girlfriend. Her name is (Ladies who love Hawkes insert name here)'

Seriously, the poor man needs some loving.

Adam (walks into store) 'Hey, can I buy some Ho-Hos?'
Man Behind Counter: 'I am sorry sir, we have none of those in stock.'
Adam (mildly annoyed): 'No Ho-Hos?'
Man: No, sir. No Ho-Hos.
Adam (pissy tone): 'NO Ho-Hos?'
Man: 'None at all sir.'
Adam (screaming, waving his arms around): 'Get me some f-ing Ho-Hos, b*tch, right f-ing now, I WANTS ME SOME F-IN' HO-HOs.'
Man (scared); 'Here, here, I have some in my pocket I was going to have for lunch. You have them.'
Adam snatches the Ho-Hos.
Adam (polite): 'Thank you'.
Mac walks into store.
Mac: 'Is everything all right?'
Adam (all sweet and nervous again): 'I'm fine Mac. Sorry to keep you waiting.'

Haha, I just love the idea of Adam going 'badass', then going back to being all shy and quiet.

 

[talkingtocactus]

^ haha very good

 

[Vildis]

haha, I agree ^^ I also completely love the idea of Adam going badass and then become shy and quiet. But he always turn out to be shy and insecure when Mac is around. So it is easy to imagine that, and harder to try to imagine him going badass. But I would love it

 

[Flack-Angell]

So it is easy to imagine that, and harder to try to imagine him going badass. But I would love it

If you have seen 'The Box' from 2007, it isn't so hard.

 

[Vildis]

Oh, well I was talking about the character Adam Ross, not AJ and his other roles As I can't really imagine Adam going badass anytime. But I haven't seen The Box yet, seems to be impossible for me too as I can't find it.