Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

egeria said:
Oh wow...so many great lines I love from LV! But my favourite...and one I wish I could use someday (and hopefully will):

Greg: I'm like a sponge: I absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah - and I absorbed it.
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Yeah, that's one of my favourites too! It's not often someone gets the last word with Grissom!

I have a few CSI: Vegas favourites:

From Season 2; Facelift
Greg: It's uranium.
Nick: Which is radioactive. Do we need to evacuate the building or anything?
Greg: The amount is trace. We should be fine.
Nick: You sure?
Greg: No.

From Season 2; Identity Crisis
Greg: Is this the car the guy was killed in?
Nick: He was killed in the warehouse...and don't sneak up on a person like that."
Greg: Now you know how I feel, like ten times a day.

One of my all time favourites from season 3: Fight Night
Greg is babbling about the extra work he did before giving results and Grissom interupts him in frustration with:
Grissom: Greg, why are you always doing this?!
Greg: Because you make me nervous.

From season 6; Time of Your Death)
Greg: Mick Sherdian the movie producer? I grew up watchin’ his action blockbusters; car chases, ninjas, cyborg death machines. We used to make body armor out of tinfoil, and re-enact the scenes all over the neighborhood. What about you, where you a Green Beret kid? Secret agent?
Grissom: I'm not tellin'. And stay away from my tinfoil.

Okay, so I know all my qotes involve Greg but it just seems like he gets the best lines! :)
 
Dark CSI,

I wouldn't say that Greg gets all the best quotes, but he is responsible for my personal favorite (from "Let The Seller Beware"): "You infected me with mildew?!" (to Grissom)
 
egeria said:
Oh wow...so many great lines I love from LV! But my favourite...and one I wish I could use someday (and hopefully will):

Greg: I'm like a sponge: I absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah - and I absorbed it.
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You could always use it as your signature.

Here's a good Flack line from CSI: NY season 7 episode The 34th Floor.

Flack (to Danny about jumping after the suspect): Your turn.
 
CSI:Miami

Top ten ways to get your head blown off! - Speedle
Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief - Horatio
They wanted to know if you had a younger brother. - Calleigh

CSI:NY

Rat Bastard - Danny
Deodorizers? That guy smelled like ass! - Flack :guffaw:
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. - Stella
You're kidding me? Boom, nothing but net, baby - Flack ( gotta <3 him )
 
Here's my favorite Flack line.
It's from the season 4 episode One Wedding And A Funeral.

Flack (entering the room)(to Hawkes): So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.
 
Sid Hammerback gets some of the best lines.
Here's my proof of that.
From the season 4 CSI: NY episode Like Water For Murder.

Sid: Then there's the poor shark. Well, if you see it from his point of view, he's noshing on the finest prime rib he's had in months and dies of food poisoning. I mean, there's a chance she killed him.

Here's a good Stella from ^^that^^ episode.

Charles Kohl: Sure you don't want a sample?
Stella: I was taught never to take candy from strangers.

Here's a great Flack line from the season 4 episode Admissions.
Flack: What the hell are we doing here? The vic made extra cash fluffing and folding?
 
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Here's yet another good Flack line.
From the season 5 episode Page Turner.

Flack: This place went from a sing-along to a slugfest in about 60 seconds.

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This is a couple of good Danny lines from the season 5 episode The Triangle.
Danny: All right, well, let's do this before somebody wets themselves, please.
2 minutes and 4 seconds later...
Danny: Can you hear me now?

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Great Stella line from CSI: NY season 5 episode Rush To Judgement.
Stella: Now I've heard of re-gifting, but this is pushing it.
 
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From "CSI:NY" Hung out to Dry:

[Flack is questioning a frat-guy with beer bottles taped to his hands]
Frat Guy: It's called "Edward-40-Hands", you know, like "Edward Scissor Hands", but with 40s.
Flack: Get out of here.
Frat Guy: No serious, that's what they call it.
Flack: No, I mean get out of my face. I never want to see you again. GO!
Frat Guy: Whatever, bro.
 
CSI: NY season 5 episode Enough was loaded with great lines. Here's one from the beautiful, why-did-they-have-to-kill-her-off Jessica Angell.
CSI: NY season 5 episode Enough...

Jessica Angell: It's Duckens Labranche, and you call me bitch one more time, I'll make sure that your pimp knows that you're turning tricks without his knowledge.
 
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Here are a few good quotes from CSI:NY 7.11 "To What End?" (sorry if these were already posted):

Adam: Fine, you got me. I work at the New York City Crime Lab, but I moonlight as a criminal specializing in clown identity theft, and my next caper is gonna be to defraud the entire clown industry as Jumbo the Clown...Hello?

:lol:

Flack: We do more than ask. We're taught to persuade, right? Get the bad guy off the street. Close the case. You get caught up in that, and it's easy to lose sight of the sacrifices that some people have to make.

:(

Bobby Renton: This is what happens when you do what's right?
Flack: Yeah. Thieves get rich, saints get shot, and God doesn't always answer your prayers.

That last one is based on a song lyric from Sondheim's Merrily We Roll Along (which I only discovered because I Googled it).
 
I'm posting my signature in this post. Along with another good Horatio line from season 9.

CSI: Miami season 9 episode HUNTING GROUND.
Horatio: Kill you? Now, why would you want me to do that?

CSI: Miami season 9 episode Match Made In Hell.
Horatio: Whoa!!! (Bang! He shoots the gator in the head)
Ryan: Nice shot.
Here's the other good Horatio line.---> Horatio: Welcome to south Florida.
 
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Actually a lot longer than a line, but the best ever CSI conversation:

Sara: I take it that's not blood.
Grissom: No but there's protein in it.
Sara: Oh, the Mile High Club. That means that two passengers may have had no idea what was going on inside that cabin.
Grissom: You know high altitude enhances the whole sexual experience, increases the euphoria.
Sara: Well, it's good... I don't know if it's that good. Cite your source.
Grissom: Hand me a swab please.
Sara: You're avoiding the question, "enhances sexual experience, increases euphoria," cite your source.
Grissom: A magazine.
Sara: What magazine?
Grissom: Applied psychodynamics in forensic science.
Sara: Never heard of it.
Grissom: I'll get you a subscription. Now cite your source.
Sara: Oh, now you want to go down that route?
Grissom: Yeah.
Sara: Nah, never mind.
Grissom: You started it.
Sara: Delta airlines, flight 1109, Boston-Miami, March '93, Ken Fuller, hazel eyes, organic chem lab TA, BMOC, overrated in every aspect. Could we get back to work please?
Grissom: Yeah, I think due to your first hand knowledge and experience in airplane bathrooms, you should do the swab.
Sara: Fine.

And from the end of 'Slaves of Las Vegas'; this one always makes me smile.

Catherine: I just realized that you and I have a very healthy relationship.
Grissom: We do?
Catherine: When we have a problem, I don't paint Greg in latex and stick a straw up his nose.
Grissom: Good. He'd probably like it.
Catherine: You're supposed to say something revealing back to me.
Grissom: Okay. I never told anyone this, Catherine......

There's also one from Grissom's last episode that is kind of bittersweet, but still manages to be funny:

Catherine (on the phone): Hey, Henry, it's Catherine. Grissom said that you were testing tissue samples from the DJK victims for the presents of some incapacitating agent?
Henry: Uh, yes. Actually, I just finished. Dr. Langston was right. They all showed high levels of...
Catherine: Salvia divinorum?
Henry: Usually Grissom does that. Are you buckin' for a promotion?
 
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