Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

Oh wow...so many great lines I love from LV! But my favourite...and one I wish I could use someday (and hopefully will):

Greg: I'm like a sponge: I absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah - and I absorbed it.

 

Great Line :thumbsup:

 

Definitely one of the best ever. And you could just see that Grissom found it funny, too.

 

I have to wonder....was that scripted or spontaneous? For me it was absolutely brilliant and I could totally see it being improved!! Isn't there a blooper somewhere with WP having trouble keeping a straight face in that scene? Anyway, yeah...it's a great line

 

This is my favorite scene from CSI: NY season 5 episode "Grounds For Deception".

Danny: How's Lucy?
Lindsay: She's great. Her first visit to the lab is a big hit.
*cut to Lucy*
Danny: What uh...What's Blake doing in there?
Lindsay: Oh. He is so good with babies. She adores him.
Danny: No. She doesn't adore him. The only man in her life is me.
Lindsay: Oh.
Danny(to Blake): Hey, buddy. *Danny taps on window* Don't you have some DNA to look at?
*Lindsay giggles. Danny heads across the hall to where Lucy is.*
Adam: Watch out, Blake. Here comes daddy.

 

CSI: NY

"Charge of This Post" Season 2 finale

Lindsay: "It's quite a shindig."

Don: "Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City."

Lindsay: "Right in the middle of the street, huh?"

Don: "Where do they have them in Montana?"

Lindsay: "Wyoming."

"Super Men" Season 2 Episode 19

Adam: "The glass that Dr. Hawkes pulled from our John Doe...it tested positive for Krypton."

Mac: "Krypton?"

Adam: "Kryptonite was Superman's only weakness."

Stella: "Well, that explains everything."

 

Okay some of my favorites are don't know if they been said yet.

Season 6, Ep. Killer
Greg: Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?
Nick: It's probably just trash... blown in from off the street.
Greg: Porn isn't trash. They're heirlooms that you pass down.


Don't know the exact quote but in Kiss, Kiss, Bye, Bye Greg says something about not tearing up the floor in the house and Sara says something about not wanting to ruin the 50 year old carpet in a sarcastic tone.

Those are the only ones I got for now.

 

From the season 8 episode "Bolt Action".

Frank: A lightning bolt makes friends with a lifeguard tower and all of a sudden, I'm saddled with block after block of knock and talks.
Ryan: Well, I guess it's our lucky day 'cause you have such a nice way with people, Tripp.
Ryan(referring to a push mower): Well, this certainly wasn't on the top of any lifeguard tower this morning.
Frank: Look underneath it, smartass.

 

Flack: You mean, Our guy got killed by a crapsicle?

 

There are so many

but a recent one is from Ryan on Miami:

"oh snap, thats how we do it in Miami!"

I don't know why but that scene with him, and that eddie guy playing rock paper scissors was funny to me, but mostly Ryan's part.

 

DEAD THREAD ALERT!!!
I'm gonna see if I can give it a little CPR.
I was just watching a clip on You Tube with this great Horatio line it.
From CSI: Miami season 6 episode All In...here it is.

Horatio: Now, if I were you, I'd fold.

 

Mac: ''if I find out you're lying, you're gonna be feeling me''. Oh Mac :devil:

Or

Mac: ''It's Detective, Detective Mac Taylor''
i really like the way he says it cause its smug and so him :lol:

Or

Don:''I got my Mac on''

 

My first time seeing this thread, so I haven't checked to see what's already been posted yet.

I have a bunch of favorite lines, but the first one to come to mind is from CSI, Season 8's A La Cart, when Nick says "Nothing says Guilty like running from the cops, Dumb-Ass" :guffaw:
That's my guy!

That's a great one, I remember it, just not the episode! :lol:

 

From the CSI: NY season 7 episode Nothing For Something.
Don Flack: Lullabye thing's a little weird...but milk and cookies could happen.