You know you're (insert nationality here) when...

CSI_Ali said:
DaWacko said:
MissRoosFox said:
Heineken is better!!

Exactly!
Everyone knows Heineken... I don't even know any beer from Belgium....

Do you not get Stella Artois? That's Belgian. I love that stuff! but I love Heineken too, I'm not fussy :lol:.

Hmm... I've seen that somewhere... Perhaps in liquer store? See, they may have different beers.
Even Heineken hasn't been in normal stores for long.

I do have "taste every beer" going on... From famous ones still haven't drank Budweiser, Murphy's, then a few Finnish special ones... then that Russian one that I don't remember right now. Jakobsen is one that is on my list as well.
 
^^^ Haha.

You also know you're Dutch when your dad returns from the supermarket with six crates of Heineken, saying, "What? The stores are closed for three days straight this Christmas!!" :lol:
 
CSI_Ali said:
DaWacko said:
MissRoosFox said:
Heineken is better!!

Exactly!
Everyone knows Heineken... I don't even know any beer from Belgium....

Do you not get Stella Artois? That's Belgian. I love that stuff! but I love Heineken too, I'm not fussy :lol:.

I also love Stella Artois!! I'm french but since i live near Belgium we have that beer here :D
 
CSI_Ali said:
DaWacko said:
MissRoosFox said:
Heineken is better!!

Exactly!
Everyone knows Heineken... I don't even know any beer from Belgium....

Do you not get Stella Artois? That's Belgian. I love that stuff! but I love Heineken too, I'm not fussy :lol:.

I know Jupiler!

You know you're Dutch when people are outraged because of the fact you're(=supermarket) open on Sundays and on the 26th of december and yet the store is filled with customers on those days
 
CSI_Ali said:
You know you're English when...

- You refuse to be called 'British', you think the Scottish and the Welsh are up to something.

And people think Im odd cos I prefer to be called english than to be related to welsh/scottish in the same sentence! :D
- 95% of all words you say are dripping with sarcasm.
Seriously, I cannot agree enough on that bit. :p

At least one tourist a week asks you if you know the Queen
One tourist actually asked me if the Queen lived in my town and if I drank cups of teas with her. This was over 200 miles away from where she lives in London. :rolleyes:
 
kazzy said:
CSI_Ali said:
You know you're English when...

- You refuse to be called 'British', you think the Scottish and the Welsh are up to something.

And people think Im odd cos I prefer to be called english than to be related to welsh/scottish in the same sentence! :D

But for us foreigners it's easier to say "british" because we don't want to insult you by calling e.g. some Welsh as "English" :p
 
Yuh know yuh is a Trinidadian when:

# You refer to all salt crackers as "Crix".
# You know the meaning of the word "obzokie".
# You point with your lips...and you give directions with your hands... even if it's in another state (yuh jus go up de road and when yuh see...)
# You go to parties for the food...
# You nod your head upwards to greet someone... and sideways when the joke stale.
# Your recipe for making orange juice is plenty water, plenty sugar, plenty ice and only 2 orange... and "ah pak ah red kool-aid tuh stretch it..."
# You say "boy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it... and the words "yes we" doesn't refer to any people...
# 'Priority' doesn't have anything to do with what you have to do right away.
# You always turn around when someone says "Psssssssst"... except for when you make out the person first and you're duckin' them.
# You say "Soooo looooong" instead of "Yes, I'm done" when somebody asked you if you finished the job already ...even if you don't even know what job that person is talking about.
# You have "knick knacks" all over your home... and a glass cabinet or a space saver to put them in.
# You put ketchup and peppersauce on your pizza. Anchovies? Yuh lossin it or what?
# You make a drink and ice cream with peanut butter but you never put it on bread with jelly... but you might put it on your dixie biscuits
# You think eating salted cod fish and fried bread is a great morning meal.
# Your cupboards are full of canned corned beef, pepper sauce and red beans and baked beans ...and a dry coconut for the pelau.
# You think steak is a waste of good meat. You rather cut it up and stew it with some potatoes instead ... or curry it and make roti.
# You use your finger to measure the water when cooking rice. .
# You have shares in kool-aid.
# You bring home food from a party. The word "storm" has nothing to do with the weather. .
# You think your rum and Carib beer are the best in the world and you hate it when nobody heard of them ...and you'll probably have some in your cabinet at home...wherever you may live.
# You put ice in your beer ...and you chew the ice when you're finished with the beer. Drinking wine is too sissy ...wine is for fruits.
# You still say "Father Christmas" and "Old Years' night" ...and "dis August holidays" actually start in July. .
# You show disappointment by sucking on your teeth (steupsing) ...and you can conjugate "ah steupse" by age four (three if yuh smart )
# You still call a soda a "sweet drink" and an avocado, a "zaboca". .and you go to the shoprite clerk and ask them "whe allyuh have de breez?" meaning "where is the laundry detergent?".
# You wash the "wares" after having dinner.
# When someone pays you a compliment, you say "Doh mamaguy meh". .
# When someone sympathises with you, you comment "Yuh think it easy?".
# You refer to all sweet coloured juice as "Kool-Aid".. .
# You call a quarter a "schilling" when this really means 24 cents.
# You know that using "blue" makes white clothes whiter.
# Just because something is called a "bake" you don't assume that it indicates the way it was cooked. .
# You have at least one relative living in either England, Canada, or the US. .
# You either see, speak to, lime with, or hear about at least one of your "ex's" regularly.
# You know about straightening, pressing, S-curls and Gherri curls regardless of your ethnic background.
# You have cancelled plans because of rain even when you're going to be indoors ...Rain is also a legitimate reason to be late for a rendez-vous... or to miss work.
# You know someone with a gold tooth.
# You know someone with their name either on their belt buckle or their chain.
# All vaccinations are called injections.
# You are able to recite at least one (or several) line(s) from Sesame Street.
# You have been to at least one party where you have seen the sun rise.
# You know someone named after either: flora:- Flora, Fern, Rose, Lily, Petal, Holly (B.) or colour:- Blackie, Blue, Pinky, Violet, Hazel or maybe even a car:- Cressida, Nissan.
# You know the meanings of: "washing wares"; "straightening a room"; "bodice"; "sucking yuh teeth"; "cut-eye"; "hot foot"; "bouff".
# All dish washing detergents are called "Squezy". .
# You still give people (youself included) "meggies".
# A rubber is an eraser.
# You know of at least one person who wakes up at 4am to LISTEN to cricket from Australia / New Zealand on the RADIO.
# On at least one occasion you have: been told that you have a cold in some part of your anatomy other than your head or chest and/or had a virus named after something popular with the times eg. Bionic, Ninja, the Hijab, the Hangman and the Sting.
# Despite lack of interest, someone has tried to convince you of the benefits of taking a purge, or becoming a born again.
# You can feel cold when it's 25°C.
# No matter how old you are, you still call your parents Mummy and Daddy.
# You use baby powder. You still eat fries with ketchup AND MUSTARD.
# You call fries "chips".
# You pronounce words in plural, even though it's meant to be singular, eg."gimme ah COKES" or "ah GRAPES".
# You say "FLIM" (film), "AXE" (ask) or "PITIAH"(picture), "STATELLITE" (satellite), "CUTLASH" (cutlass). .
# You know the meaning of several Indian words, eg. "dahl", "bahgee", "channa", "bharra", "chunkae", "bowgee" and use them in every language ...and actually believe them to be the correct English terms. .
# You know that a lime is not necessarily a fruit.
# You eat "wild meat" - stuff that some people keep as pets or may consider disgusting animals; like Iguana, Lappe, Matte, Tattoo (not the skin paintings) or Manicou.
# You call any 'older' woman "Tantie" and any 'older' man "Uncle", regardless of whether or not they are related to you or even know you.
# You could sing an entire Parang song in Spanish word for word, but don't speak or understand a word of Spanish.
# You know who "Anansi" and "Papa Bois" are.
# You can't bring yourself to using the correct "scientific" names of sensitive body parts because you think it sounds vulgar. Instead you use child-like words such as "tot tots", "totie", "bam bam" or "bumsy" and "tun tun" or "toonie". .
# You love Soca and know the meanings of RAMAJAY and DINGOLAY.
# When in doubt of how to prepare something to eat ... CURRY is the always the solution.
# You know Trinis will curry any and everything (not just meat) even mango, fish, conch, chataigne, etc...
# When you ask for PEPPER you don't mean ground black pepper.
 
I really don't buy fireworks from Belgium at all! We never buy fireworks, but our neighbours have been to Belgium 3 times now, just to buy fireworks. :eek:

You know you're Dutch when you live next to a famous Dutch company (which isn't that hard, Holland is so small).

You know you're Dutch when at least 80 percent of the people has internet connection.

You know you're Dutch when you arrive in a foreign country, they all say you're very tall.

You know you're Dutch when there's continuous danger of flooding.

You know you're Dutch when the train doesn't arrive on time (I think we already had that one, but well)

You know you're Dutch when almost every kid (3 to 5 years old) already swears.

You know you're Dutch when everyone in your country moves away, to another country.

You know you're Dutch when you meet 'hangjongeren' on every corner of the street.

You know you're Dutch when you walk around in Amsterdam, every tourist asks you where to find a coffeeshop.
 
MissRoosFox said:
You know you're Dutch when at least 80 percent of the people has internet connection.

I think it's even more than 80% :p

You know you're Dutch when you arrive in a foreign country, they all say you're very tall.

Oh, been there. Or when you arrive in Italy, they all stare at you just because you're the blondest of the blonds :lol:

You know you're Dutch when almost every kid (3 to 5 years old) already swears.

Good one! First word isn't 'daddy' anymore but more something like 'omg!!' :p

You know you're Dutch when you always eat around 6 o'clock.
You know you're Dutch when you always go to the Febo after going out, just to avoid a hang over :lol:
 
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