...when every time you open your mouth your fathers/mothers words come out.
...when you remember vividly the day your neice was born and now she is driving.
...when you remember the Saturday night line-up from 9-11pm on television as The Love Boat followed by Fantasy Island
...when you remember the phrase, “Hey, let’s be careful out there.”
...when you learned to swim about the same horrifying time that JAWS came out.
...when you remember rotary phones.
...when there was nothing strange about Bert N Ernie Living together.
...when you have all the answers ~ but no one asks you the questions.
...when you stop looking forward to your next birthday.
...when there's too much room in the house but not enough in the medicine cabinet.
...when you get winded playing chess.
...when the candles on your birthday cake are a fire hazard.
...when you look forward to a dull evening.
...when you're disturbed in the bath and you don't know which bits to cover first.
...when you're still chasing women but can't remember why.
...when you finally get you head together but your body falls apart.
...when you and your teeth don't sleep together.
...when you post that you are going to lock a thread but forget to.
