Worst Movies Ever

I just saw a movie called Smilie Face :) All I have to say is that it did't put a smile on my face, the movie was so corny and ridiculus that it gave me a headache!
 
There Will Be Blood was three hours of misery that I will never get back. Hollywood does not know how to make Oscars since Return of the King.
 
There Will Be Blood was three hours of misery that I will never get back.

OMG. Yes. Myself and my family stopped watching halfway through because well, it was just boring. I have no idea why that won an Oscar but I just couldn't stand it. (Okay, yes, the cinematography was good but really..)

I just saw 'Bullitt' the other day. Classic Steve McQueen movie but honestly...another two hours of my life I won't get back and apparently this movie was a big deal too--people went back to see it 4, 5, times. What for, I have no idea. Maybe for the car chase which took up 5 minutes of the film. The entire movie technically (i.e. directing, foley, etc.) was just poorly done, even for the late 60s. And I was surprised that the majority of the movie was a bunch of incredulous or pensive regards with very little dialogue. And the action scenes were just boring and drawn-out. *shrug*
 
I saw Dead Easy with Richard Grieco (that alone should be a warning for you). OMG it's bad. It was listed as horror. The only scary thing about it was how bad this film was. That's 97 minutes I'll never get back! :brickwall: Do me a favor: DON'T WATCH IT! EVER!
 
probably the worst movie i have even seen was The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage. i realized that NC stars in a lot of really bad films. when I see he has a part somewhere, i decide not to watch it.
 
I don't think I ever saw this thread before. :lol:

hands down for me would be the Blair Witch Project. That was a terrible movie. That is the one that pops in my mind for now.
 
Johnny Depp's Cry Baby, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, & Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (never should have messed with a beloved & superior original!) :( Sorry Johnny, you're kind of cute and seem like a very nice guy, but even nice guys/good actors make clunkers every once in awhile - particularly the truly dreadful "From Hell". Eeeew.

oh those are some of my favorite. Cry Baby is great if you truly watch it but i can see where this is coming from.
the worst is Indiana Jones, isaw it last night. omfg worst movie. and crossroads, of course.
 
Worst ever: Who Am I ft Jackie Chan.

Oh my, what a movie. Here some trivia about the film:

-Most of the car chase in Africa is very clearly shot in Rotterdam. In one shot the landmark Erasmus bridge (the bridge on which the final scene is shot) is clearly visible. The part where they drive down some stairs is set in the "Beurs Traverse" also know as the "Koopgoot", also a very well-known location in Rotterdam. Many other characteristic bits of (urban) Dutch scenery can also be seen.

-When Jackie Chan first enters the building in Rotterdam, he quickly changes into a coffee server's uniform. However, later, as he fights on the roof top, he is back into the clothes he was wearing earlier. He clearly didn't change or, for that matter, bring his old clothes with him.

-Obvious Asian stuntman used for the European hitman on the rooftop, especially after he is covered by the cement powder.

-When 'Who am I' is chased by Dutch police cars in Rotterdam, the sirens by the police cars don't sound like they actually do in the Netherlands.

-In the opening scene there is a infra red shot of a group of trucks passing. You can see the heat of the men inside the truck, but no engine.

My advice: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS MOVIE!

;)
 
Worst movie?
Hm, Ultraviolet was such a disappointment. I truly love Mila Jovovich but that movie had no plot! Absolutely none!
 
OK I have a new worst movie:
Meet The Spartans!!

OK Worst movie ever!!!
a) Its really boring
and b) its not even funny!

The only decent thing about this movie was there dance number at the end
 
Johnny Depp's Cry Baby, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, & Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (never should have messed with a beloved & superior original!) :( Sorry Johnny, you're kind of cute and seem like a very nice guy, but even nice guys/good actors make clunkers every once in awhile - particularly the truly dreadful "From Hell". Eeeew.

oh those are some of my favorite. Cry Baby is great if you truly watch it but i can see where this is coming from.
the worst is Indiana Jones, isaw it last night. omfg worst movie. and crossroads, of course.

hah, yeah those are some of my favorite movies too. i liked From Hell, Sleepy Hollow was great imo, and i can't say anything bad about Cry Baby - i have a friend who watched it over 60 times, lol. i liked it too, tbh.

and Audrey's avie reminded me that i watched Breakfast at Tiffany's couple of days ago and i'm NOT kidding y'all, i've fallen asleep about 8-10 times on it. my bedmate kept kicking me out of the bed every time i fell asleep which was the only highlight of those 2 hours. :p
 
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