What is your favorite Quote??

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Greg: (Whispering, strained) Sara.
Sara (As she strokes his hair): I didn't think you could see me.
Greg: I can''t, but I know that Sidle scent.
 
"All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy"
"All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy"

Gris: Greg? Yo, MTV boy!

Guy: Who's a cop?
Sophia and Brass: He is! She is! *at the same time, as they point at each other*
 
DR. CORBETT: How did this get on his penis?
SARA: Huh. Is that a tattoo?
DR. CORBETT: No, no, it looks like ink.
...
SARA: Nick? You want to take a look at this?
NICK: Oh, no, I ... don't have to look. I have a pretty good idea what this is all about, so ... :lol:
 
I got a sandle quote for you.

Season 2, Bully For You

Greg: "You smell like death"
Sara: "I've heard"
Greg: "You know, a real man wouldn't mind"
 
Greg said it to Grissom when he walked in to his office with the drug results. He opened the conversation with it. The line just kills me.

*Chuckles*
 
I have four faves:


Sofia: Throw him in a cell and see if he wises up--he sure as hell can't get any dumber.

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Sara: I'm not against marriage, I'm just against stupid.

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from 'Shooting Stars':

Grissom: Something tells me this wasn't suicide...like this crowbar (holds up bloody crowbar).

From 'Jackpot':

Sheriff: The state troopers won't be here for three hours.

Grissom: That should give you just enough time to burn the barn down.

hehe gets me every time! :lol: :lol:
 
BTK:

"There was blunt force trauma to the back of the head and damage to the occipital bone. There was massive hemorrhaging on the brain and death was probably swift. Yeah! *beat* Sorry, Ozzy"

Gris and Doc's duet just before that was funny too.
 
There are so many quotes I love, it's hard to narrow any down, here are just a few of them. :lol:

Greg: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Grissom: That would impress me.

Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.
Greg: That was a different dream. :lol:

Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"
Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.

Catherine: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
Grissom: How can I help?


Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
 
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