Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

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Welcome to the Grissom quotes!

Over the past few years we have heard so many wonderful, funny and serious quotes.
So what are some of your favorites? Remember these have to be Grissom quotes or Grissom speaking to another person.

Let's start . . .


I'd have to say this is by far my favorite from Lady Heather's Box . . . I just love the sound of his voice!
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GRISSOM: I'm losing my balance.

LADY HEATHER: Your sense of self?

GRISSOM: No. I know who I am.

LADY HEATHER: Do you?

GRISSOM: Yes, I do.

GRISSOM: You can always say stop.

LADY HEATHER: So can you.
 
"I was a ghost" has to be one of my favorites. Also the speech at the end of butterflied. That was great :D but so sad all at the same time. :(
 
Oh, I loved his speech at the end of Butterflied! It was just so...him...so perfectly in character...revealing but not all at the same time!

I like:
"You know that saying 'heads will roll'? It's true, especially downhill."

I can't remember which ep this is from (Jackpot, maybe?...idk), but I just about fell off my chair laughing when he said that...how he managed to pull it off with a straight face is beyond me.... :D
 
I prefer this:(about the others, wait in the future :D)

Grissom: I believe in God, in science, in sunday supper... i don't believe the rules you tell me how i should live. :)
 
My fav is still "I don't get people." I use it as my signature on most message boards and my e-mails. :cool:
 
GRISSOM: Did you come here with some particular "blah, blah, blah" for me? :lol:
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GRISSOM: Well, someone once said, "What we are never changes, but who we are ... never stops changing." 
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ALAN BROOKS:  Trouble with the wife?

GRISSOM:  Yeah.  She hates it when we're apart. :)
 
Posted by ancienttomb:
Grissom: These babies run 2.5 miles per hour :lol:
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:lol: That's a cute quote!
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GRISSOM: What?
NICK: Well, it's just that we've never heard you admit to being wrong before.
GRISSOM: I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right". :)
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GRISSOM: To get to the evidence, we may have to destroy the evidence.
CATHERINE: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you?
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GRISSOM: Greg?
GREG: Yeah.
GRISSOM: I need you to take off your shoes and socks.
GREG: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing, and I'm not sure I can hang with that. Even if you are my boss.
 
Grissom: Excuse me, but could everyone in this room, do me a big favor and leave, please"

Grissom: By law, you've got to disclose everything: three bedrooms, two baths and a skeleton.

Grissom: Amazing how the sight of blood can clear a room.

Grissom: [to Catherine] My mother may have been deaf but she was still the boss.

Grissom: It took five people to kill him. It would only have taken one person to ask him if he was okay.

Grissom: It looks like these guys went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Grissom [To Doc Robbins]: Albert, dead men dont ride roller coasters.

Grissom: Mister Willoughby, may I ask if I can fingerprint your spigot?
Willoughby: No one's ever asked me that before.

Grissom: Ninety-five.
Sara: I'm sorry?
Grissom: Normally my pulse is seventy, when it gets up to ninety-five, I realize just how mad I am.
Sara: You're too hard on yourself.
Grissom: No, I'm not mad at ME, I have ten people working in around the clock in there, there's a body in there and that guy knows where it is, and I CAN'T FIND IT.
Sara: So what's your pulse at now?
 
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*ancienttomb's speechless, throws herself at Destiny's feet* :lol:

*coughs*, but i still have one:

Grissom: you think a woman could do this?

Cath: I could

Grissom:.... Scare of you :lol:
 
Grissom (to Doc Robbins): I heard you got some head.

Grissom: And I'm looking for one.
Sara: A screw?
Grissom: Yes.

Grissom: I'm actually not interested in your ass.

Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.

Grissom (to Greg): Are we paying you by the word?

Brass: Look what I found: knife with blood on it.
Grissom: Look what I found: dead guy.

hehehehe that's enough for now (gotta save some for everyone else) Can you tell who my favorite is??? :lol: I LOVE this thread, btw!!
 
GREG: Uh ...  One servant, many masters.   You know what I'm saying?
GRISSOM: Greg, this is your DNA lab.   You are the master.   We serve you.
GREG: Well, your stuff just moved to the top of the pile.
GRISSOM smiles. :)
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GREG: I don't get it.   I got the wrong guy, the wrong manner of death.
GRISSOM: I don't expect you to be correct in all your interpretations all the time.   You collected the evidence.   You thought there was something missing, you
went back and found it.   Hey, that's the job.   Congratulations, Greg. :)
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LADY HEATHER: She wants the dominant male to choose her so she can stop being dominant.
GRISSOM: You're very good.   You could work for me.
LADY HEATHER: You want to be my boss?
GRISSOM: You never know.   We both might learn something. :)
 
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