Things I learned on CSI..........

dead bodies do go to parties.
Well if you've ever seen Weekend at Berney's you would already know that. ;)


If you need results from DNA or trace they will never finish unless you bring Grissom into the room, at which point the results will print immediately.

If you need a brilliant idea, simply put your hands on your hips and stare directly into the sun until it comes to you.
 
Be careful when spending the night with a callgirl, b/c you never know if she'll end up dead the next day...and *your* DNA is all over the place, so your suspect #1
 
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