To cable guys: I'm so tired of your home visits. I don't want to get cable tv nor internet.
It's tremendously annoying that these company's are bothering people disturbing their things just to ask whether they want to get cable tv or internet.
No, I don't want and won't want in near future so back off!
And no, we don't need you to keep coming and asking, if we wanted then we'd already ordered something.
And how many companies are in this country?
Your Very Annoyed not-customer.
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To mom: Please would you stop bothering me with endless news information I can get myself easily.
I'm not interested in politics and anything around that. I can find info on world's disasters on my own. That's why I've ordered special internet settings and haven't trashed all my credit in phonecalls.
Plus I'm not in the mood for any of that nonsense you sometimes give me. I know I still live in same house you do and I'm still unemployed but ASAP I find something I'll move out. I want my own life.
No offence but that's kinda tradition when children grows up and are able to be on their own.
Your overly depressed and annoyed daughter.
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To my phone: When the hell will you start behave like you did before?
Your angry owner.