iwantboromir
CSI Level One
okay, it's been a long time since I've had a kitten in the house. In fact, Sacajawea is 12, so it's been about that long. Having Kessa has reminded me what it's like. She's been teaching me some of her "rules" and I thought I'd share.
Kessa’s rules to live by
1. The Microwave is a friend! When you hear it, come running. It could be something for you! If not, cry pathetically enough that Mom will feel guilty and offer you some. Her stuff is usually not any good, but at least you were shared with.
2.Sacajawea is smart. Watch her, follow her. She knows were all the best sleeping spots are. If you don’t wiggle too much, she’ll share the spot with you.
3. Do not bite Sacajawea while she is sleeping. She does not like that.
4. Mom’s toes are cold. You must lay on them whenever possible to warm them. Be careful while doing this in front of sink, she sloshes dishwater!
5. “Lil White Dove” is not your friend. This white puff ball is cranky and does not like you. Whenever she’s around, follow her because it bothers her, but be sure to stay well out of reach. Careful, she will eat all of your baby food.
6. Mom loves help! Make sure to get in pottybox while she is cleaning, show her where all the yuckies are. The best way to show her, is to stand on them.
7. Help Mom do her chores! Mom loves it when you ride on broom or mop. Builds muscles to drag extra weight around.
8. Mom does not appreciate claws in legs or feet while on the phone. Not sure why, but she doesn’t like it!
9. Lose bouncy balls at least once a day. Mom likes the challenge of hunting them down for you. Great places to keep her occupied are under stove and behind toilet.
10. Make sure to play with noisy toys at bedtime. She put those bells in for a reason, right?
11. When in trouble, look cute! If cuteness is not possible, act like Sacajawea. Either is good way to get out of trouble.
12. Zig-zag between legs while walking. Keeps Mom agile!
13. Shoes are enemies! You must attack any and all shoes no matter if in use or not. Never leave a shoelace untied!
14. Trash. A fun place to find toys. Mom really didn’t want that wadded up paper in there, so take it out!
15. Keys. Keys are bad! If Mom rattles keys, it means she’s going somewhere without you!
16. Shorts. These are new items that Mom wears. Really good time to pretend her legs are tree trunks.
Kessa’s rules to live by
1. The Microwave is a friend! When you hear it, come running. It could be something for you! If not, cry pathetically enough that Mom will feel guilty and offer you some. Her stuff is usually not any good, but at least you were shared with.
2.Sacajawea is smart. Watch her, follow her. She knows were all the best sleeping spots are. If you don’t wiggle too much, she’ll share the spot with you.
3. Do not bite Sacajawea while she is sleeping. She does not like that.
4. Mom’s toes are cold. You must lay on them whenever possible to warm them. Be careful while doing this in front of sink, she sloshes dishwater!
5. “Lil White Dove” is not your friend. This white puff ball is cranky and does not like you. Whenever she’s around, follow her because it bothers her, but be sure to stay well out of reach. Careful, she will eat all of your baby food.
6. Mom loves help! Make sure to get in pottybox while she is cleaning, show her where all the yuckies are. The best way to show her, is to stand on them.
7. Help Mom do her chores! Mom loves it when you ride on broom or mop. Builds muscles to drag extra weight around.
8. Mom does not appreciate claws in legs or feet while on the phone. Not sure why, but she doesn’t like it!
9. Lose bouncy balls at least once a day. Mom likes the challenge of hunting them down for you. Great places to keep her occupied are under stove and behind toilet.
10. Make sure to play with noisy toys at bedtime. She put those bells in for a reason, right?
11. When in trouble, look cute! If cuteness is not possible, act like Sacajawea. Either is good way to get out of trouble.
12. Zig-zag between legs while walking. Keeps Mom agile!
13. Shoes are enemies! You must attack any and all shoes no matter if in use or not. Never leave a shoelace untied!
14. Trash. A fun place to find toys. Mom really didn’t want that wadded up paper in there, so take it out!
15. Keys. Keys are bad! If Mom rattles keys, it means she’s going somewhere without you!
16. Shorts. These are new items that Mom wears. Really good time to pretend her legs are tree trunks.