The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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  1. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Grissom: Since Hodges likes to kiss butt, it should be easy to get him to do my laundry.

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    Grissom: You don't need luminol to find the blood on these clothes.

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    Grissom: Who washed my white shirts in the same load as Ecklie's pink thongs?

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    Grissom: Get rid of these bandages for me. Some idiot in Miami told me that wearing sunglasses will make keep me indestructible.
     
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    Oh, those were priceless, desertwind and Dynamo1!
    I especially liked the one with Ecklie's thong (although that's an imagine I really don't want to see ever again in my poor brain:eek:) and Horatio's sunglasses.
     
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    The Hodges one:lol: really, he'd probably do that, to score points, and the rest again magnificent:thumbsup:
     
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    Grissom: This is a baby bigfoot you say? Why are you bringing it to me? I'm an entomologist, not a crpto-zoologist!
     
  5. Desertwind

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    :lol: funny! some more to lighten the mood from some other dark thread comments!

    WHAT CSI DOES THIS BELONG TO?
     
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    Catherine: ...and Abra Cadabra, Ecklie disappears!

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    Catherine: This diaper must have come off one huuuuuge baby.

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    Warrick: Looks like that convention of overweight people is back in town.

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    Catherine: Eeeeewwwww. I think I'll leave this for Hodges to process.

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    Catherine: I've finally trapped Grissom's pet maggot that escaped earlier.
     
  7. Desertwind

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    :lol:again, you out did yourself, Dynamo hilarious, the 'maggot' one and all of them:guffaw:
     
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    Hodges: Hello, Dominos? This is Conrad Ecklie. Please send 30 pizzas to the CSI building and bill it to the department.

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    Grissom: Hodges, you might want to see about getting your eyes checked for glasses if you are having trouble reading that monitor.

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    Grissom: The nine of diamonds can go on the ten of clubs.

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    Sara: Hodges, so you are the one leaving those heavy breathing messages on my voice mail.

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    Hodges: My game was rejected again? Fine, I'll call Mattell and you will lose out on all the profits. Then you can... Hello... Hello...
     
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    Sara: Gil, what is he doing?
    Gil: Hodges, are you scanning your face into the computer again?
     
  11. Desertwind

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    :lol: THAT'S GREAT> good one, he'd probably do that too, it'll be interesting to see him back and how he reacts to the events in S/9
     
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    Grissom: So this is where Horatio was shot. How did she get the whole airport into this little box?

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    Petersen: Look out, Fishburne. You're next. Wha ha ha ha ha ha. :devil:

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    Petersen: CSI: Oshkosh? Okay, Zuiker, enough spinoffs. I'll show you CSI: Oshkosh.

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    Petersen: And the next nomination for revenge for no Emmy goes to...

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    TV Guide listing for tonight: William Petersen guest stars on "Land of The Giants." (Note: science fiction series 1968 to 1970. Petersen would have been 15 to 17 at the time.)

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    Grissom: Okay, ants. Here is your spotlight. Remember, to get a good score on "Pet Star" you have to look up at the camera. Now, everybody, sing... Who are you, who who, who who...

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    Grissom: Eggbert, you are my favorite spider, but it's your bedtime. Now, go to sleep. Lullaby and good night...
     
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    Dynamo what to say, that hasn't already been said, those are totally brilliant all of them:guffaw: I think you should send your resume to the CSI writers and have you on their staff:thumbsup:

    BRASS::BEING A D.J. IS FUN, AND NO DEAD BODIES
     
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    Brass: Do you really think bugging Ecklie's house will get us anything to blackmail him?

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    Brass: I can't hear anything. Are you sure the microphone is working?
    Grissom: Microphone? When you said bug the house, I thought...

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    Grissom: Don't you just enjoy these old Lone Ranger radio episodes?
    Brass: You DO know that television was invented?

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    Voice on tape: Good morning, Mr. Grissom. Your mission, should you decide to accept it...

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    Grissom: Hailing frequencies open.

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    Brass: Who taught this guy to sing? William Hung?

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    Guilfoyle: These "Dancing With the CSI Miami Stars" videos are hilarious. Any chance YouTube has any with us?
     
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