The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Sara: Which photos should we send to Desertwind for the Naughty Picture Thread?
Warrick: How about this one when your pants split when you bent over to examine the corpse?
Nick: I can't wait to see what Dynamo1 has to say about that one.

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Nick: ...and when you stack all these in one pile and flip through them really fast, it looks like a mini movie.
Sara: Wake up, Nick. It's the 21st century. Check out YouTube.

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Petersen: If we send these out-takes photos to TV Guide, that would really confuse them about the next episode.

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Sara: How much can be blackmail Ecklie for with these pics of him in his thong?
 
:guffaw:Dynamo1 good one on mentioning me.. your a riot!

CROWS FEET

Cath:: "OOOO, Nicky your so big and strong":p

Nick:: "I try, so lets get back to work, your embarassing me":alienblush:
 
CROWS FEET

Catherine: Did you really punch out Ecklie?
Nick: No, I just did this and he fainted.
Catherine: My hero.

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Catherine: I'll pass on that arm wrestling challenge.

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Catherine: Nice, Popeye. Now get back to work.

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Catherine: Impressive, but you still mneed some deodorant.

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"Kiss Kiss Bye Bye".

Hodges: ...and according to this eamil, your company turned down my idea for a Labrats game... My name? It's David Hodges... Hello? Hello?

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Grissom: That doesn't look good. It's Microsoft's Blue Screen of Doom. Your system crashed.
Hodges: There goes my record high score on PacMan.

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Hodges: This can't be. It just can't be.
Sara: What is it?
Hodges: It shows that my DNA shares some familiar strands with...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grissom: Let's stop by his office and tell him the news.

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Hodges: I'm stuck. I can't solve this. I can't go no further. It's hopeless.
Grissom: The nine of diamonds can go on the ten of clubs.
 
Dynamo1 the "Impressive, but you still need deodrant:lol:hysterical!

DOWN THE DRAIN

Grissom well, being Grissom:confused:


"Grissom:: "Ok, my litttle fetal pig, I'm taking you to your new home, cause everyone is ragging on you and me, so soon you'll be fine in a new jar of formaldehyde:rolleyes:
 
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Grissom: Let's see. This could be bacon for three mornings and a couple of ham sandwiches.
Sara (off camera): I heard that.
Grissom: Oooops. Just kidding.

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Grissom: If I leave this on Hodges desk, the pig won't be the only one squealing.

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Petersen: Animal Planet already has Animal Cops Houston, Detroit, Miami, New York, and other cities. Maybe now they will air Animal Cops Las Vegas and I can get a new full time job.
Eads (off camera): But wouldn't that be a spin-off? I thought you hate spin-offs.
Petersen: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
 
*still chuckling over Dymano1's captions*

Mandy: "Teehee, I just stole all the wet floor signs in the building and hid them in the Trace Lab. That should be at least a weeks suspension for Hodges."
 
Nicky: Mandy, what are you doing?
Mandy: I'm trying to kill that fly!
Nicky: You know, they make these things called fly swatters.
Mandy: I can't find one anywhere. I think Grissom used them all for an experiment a long time ago.
 
Nick: What are you doing?
Mandy: I'm trying out for the Las Vegas team in the CSI softball tournament.
Nick: You do know that Horatio Caine wears those sunglasses to blind you with the sun's reflection, don't you?
Mandy: We'll play at night.

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Mandy: I wish that Grissom had taken all his pet moths with him.
Nick: I don't mind them. I wish he took the hornets and bees with him.

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Nick: What's the wet floor sign for.
Mandy: One of Grissom's tarantulas got loose in the building and Hodges peed in his pants.
 
All great lines you guys and girls rock:lol: so funny and so imaginative~

GO TO HELL

Warrick:: "I think these batteries in my flashlight are just about goners":eek:

Cath:: "So don't you have any in your kit"?:confused:

Warrick:: "Yeah, but I don't have my kit":(

Cath:: "Bummer, don't worry well use mine:)
 
Dourdan: It's bad enough we don't get nominated for Emmys, but now CBS makes us use these flashlights instead of paying for the bright searchlights on the red carpet.

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Catherine: Mr. Duquesne, that must have been some drinking binge you were on.
Warrick: Yeah, you're not in Miami anymore. You're in Vegas.

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Warrick: Hodges, why are you out here doing that?
Hodges (off camera): Practicing for a new reality series... Dancing With The CSIs.

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Catherine: I've seen corpses squeezed into lots of tight spaces in the past, but never in a shoebox.
Warrick: I'll call Doc Robbins and have him bring a shoehorn.
 
Dourdan: It's bad enough we don't get nominated for Emmys, but now CBS makes us use these flashlights instead of paying for the bright searchlights on the red carpet.

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Catherine: Mr. Duquesne, that must have been some drinking binge you were on.
Warrick: Yeah, you're not in Miami anymore. You're in Vegas.

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Warrick: Hodges, why are you out here doing that?
Hodges (off camera): Practicing for a new reality series... Dancing With The CSIs.

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Catherine: I've seen corpses squeezed into lots of tight spaces in the past, but never in a shoebox.
Warrick: I'll call Doc Robbins and have him bring a shoehorn.

STELLAR AND ALL HILARIOUS, Dyamno1 again:bolian:

PRECIOUS METALS S/3

Greg:: " I don't have to tell you anything, I'm asking the questions":scream:

Guy:: "Who are you you little twerp":borg:

Greg:: "Sir, just answer my question and you'll be fine":rolleyes:

Guy:: "And if I don't" what are you going to do"?:shifty:

Greg:: " HEY Brass, could you please come over here":(
 
Greg: Sir, your shirt is so loud its hurting my eyes.
Man: You have a lot of room to talk. What about all of those loud shirts you wore in the first couple of seasons?

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Sara (off-camera): So, that's Greg's Papa Olaf?
Nick (also off-camera): Yeah, I guess so.
Hodges (off-camera): The mystery is solved.
S & N: :confused:
Hodges: Now we know where Greg got all of those hideous shirts he used to wear from.
 
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