The Locker Room--All Carmine, All The Time

24: Redemption, worth the wait?

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Highest ratings of the season. Most TIVOed episode of any show of the year. Nominated for multiple Emmys...

OK, so maybe I was getting carried away with that last one. ;)

And just so the writers wouldn't feel left out, Danny could have dialogue. He could give angsty monologues or make phone calls. All naked, of course.

I guess the costume department is out of luck, though.
 
I think coming here is having an effect on my everyday life. I was at work yesterday and everytime someone said something, I either heard it with a semi-dirty word the PG -13 Meter would not approve of or just got a wrong picture in my head and sometimes...it was both. My mind is just always in the gutter lately. Not saying that I don't like it, but I can't always be thinking like this! :lol:
 
Bitten, that's pretty much the monologue I was thinking of. That or "To be or not to be." Hee. We're messed up. :lol:

I think coming here is having an effect on my everyday life. I was at work yesterday and everytime someone said something, I either heard it with a semi-dirty word the PG -13 Meter would not approve of or just got a wrong picture in my head and sometimes...it was both. My mind is just always in the gutter lately. Not saying that I don't like it, but I can't always be thinking like this! :lol:
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This place changes your brain, I think! Plus, it makes us cautious...always on the lookout for that pesky, naked-Danny-censoring Meter... :lol:
 
but I can't always be thinking like this! :lol:
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I'm not sure how old you are but are you under 20? If you're close to it then get used to this way of thinking...I like to call it The Terrible Twenties: The Horny Years.

Yeah, I was thinking "To be or not to be" but I dunno, the thought of Danny saying "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well..." while holding a skull and, well, naked, was too precious. :lol: You know, to get around some sort of full nudity law that Florida has (entertainers cannot be completely naked on stage unless it's for the sake of art) a local strip club does a naked MacBeth. Methinks a naked Hamlet should be in order...Danny as Hamlet, of course.
 
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I'm not sure how old you are but are you under 20? If you're close to it then get used to this way of thinking...I like to call it The Terrible Twenties: The Horny Years.
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Ha! It's so true. And it only gets worse as the twenties go on. I wonder what happens in the thirties.

Yeah, I was thinking "To be or not to be" but I dunno, the thought of Danny saying "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well..." while holding a skull and, well, naked, was too precious. :lol: You know, to get around some sort of full nudity law that Florida has (entertainers cannot be completely naked on stage unless it's for the sake of art) a local strip club does a naked MacBeth. Methinks a naked Hamlet should be in order...Danny as Hamlet, of course.
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Naked MacBeth? I am so gonna have to catch that show!

Naked Danny is artful. And he could kinda do Hamlet (well, not really with that heavy NY accent, but personality-wise, it would be a good role for him). Hamlet is angsty. Danny is angsty. He probably relates. :lol:

And he'd be naked. We'd be watching even if he was reading from the telephone book.
 
I have a huge phone book he could read from. It's about half white pages and half yellow pages and has to be at least 1,800 pages long, if not more, with the smallest print possible. :devil:
 
So, this is how it's gonna be for the next 10 years?
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God, I hope so.

I wonder what happens in the thirties.
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I've heard that a woman's sexual peak is in her thirties. All I'm saying is that if it's worse than the 20s then bring on the cabana boys!

Naked Danny is artful. And he could kinda do Hamlet (well, not really with that heavy NY accent, but personality-wise, it would be a good role for him). Hamlet is angsty. Danny is angsty. He probably relates. :lol:
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About the accent, you know, that's kind of the beauty about Shakespeare...you're not really expected to have the English accent. I bet Danny reciting the "To be or not to be" scene would be hot as hell with the NY accent..."To be or not to be, eh? That's da question."

And he'd be naked.
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W00t! Oh...sorry, there's more to that quote...got caught up in the "naked" part. :D

We'd be watching even if he was reading from the telephone book.
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:lol: Indeed!
 
I could do naughty things to him with the phone book. I'm not sure what, but I'll think of something. :devil:
 
all I know is the older I get (30 this year), the hornier I get. my mind is always thinking of dirty things, all of the time. :D
 
Naked Danny is artful.
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i must agree...wheee! now i have a reason why i´m not learing for my art history exam; i´m on a board talking ´bout art! yeah, that´s a good excuse :D
 
I've heard that a woman's sexual peak is in her thirties. All I'm saying is that if it's worse than the 20s then bring on the cabana boys!
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Cabana boys are a must!

About the accent, you know, that's kind of the beauty about Shakespeare...you're not really expected to have the English accent. I bet Danny reciting the "To be or not to be" scene would be hot as hell with the NY accent..."To be or not to be, eh? That's da question."
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I'm not sure about Shakespeare and a NY accent, but hey, if anyone could sell me on it, it would be Danny. :lol:
 
I bet Danny reciting the "To be or not to be" scene would be hot as hell with the NY accent..."To be or not to be, eh? That's da question."
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That last part still has me laughing. It's amazing how the 't's turn into 'd's for certain words. 'The' is the worst though.
 
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