You know, candygirl... I saw an episode once and Nick had the pornstache and I found myself going "Damn, he actually looks good with it. What's wrong with me?" Oh and I thought of another way the boys could be outed, so to speak. Let's say Nick and Greg are investigating a death at a soccer game. Greg makes some kind of off-color comment and Nick goes: "What's with you, G?" "You know: hot, single soccer moms..." Greg smirks "You are so strange sometimes, man." says Nick to which Greg replies, "Oh, you know you love me." Greg winks, Nick smirks and they cut to a different scene.