The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

Mac: I love playing spin the ciggarette... it always lands on Stella.
Danny: That's cause you cheat.
Mac: No, it's because I'm the boss and I get what I want!
 
Mac: It's okay, I already know I'm hot without the burning cigarette

Mac: Whoa, Danny, I thought you quit
Danny: Come on, dont you have one "afterwards?"
Flack: For the record, I told him not to, I guess I just get him too worked up.
Danny: Admit it, you like when I get you worked up.
(darn I hope this doesn't trigger the meter)
 
MAC: What the--?? Who put jumping jelly beans in that cig???

MAC (thinks): Gotta have one more stick... I just gots to... But it's baaaaaaaad...

MAC: Gotta ask Danny to teach me how to stick a cigarette to the wall with snot. Wasn't it in the wrist...? :confused:
 
Dynamo1 said:
Mac: David Copperfield taught me to float objects in mid air like that.
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Oh, David Blane too? :devil:

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Man that one's hard to caption, it just makes ya wanna cry.

Stella: I shouldn't have...surprised Danny and Flack in the closet. But they had the olive oil...
Mac: I'll shoot them both!
 
Stella: Guess I overdid it with the Robospanker.

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Melina: I promise never to insult your acting in Forest Gump ever again.

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Melina: Gary, do not ask CBS for a raise. They are getting tougher.
 
mac:stella im soo soo sorry....the fan girls were meant to be taken away before you got here...what have they done!
stella: stupid fan girls!!!
 
Mac: What the...?
Stella: It's Mel, Lynn and Feenx! This "get in line" thing of theirs is out of control!
 
Mel23 said:
Mac: What the...?
Stella: It's Mel, Lynn and Feenx! This "get in line" thing of theirs is out of control!
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:lol: that was to funny :lol:, but true i got an elbow in the face last time.
 
*insert dramatic piano music*

MAC: Who did this to you? WHO? :mad:
STELLA: *wheeze* ... S-s-sale... at--T-Tiffany's... *gasp* some--damn b-bitch... got th-- last pair... *cough*
MAC *hold Stella's hand*: I'll get her for you. And that's a promise.

*insert orchestra music background*
 
tiqlado said:
*insert dramatic piano music*

MAC: Who did this to you? WHO? :mad:
STELLA: *wheeze* ... S-s-sale... at--T-Tiffany's... *gasp* some--damn b-bitch... got th-- last pair... *cough*
MAC *hold Stella's hand*: I'll get her for you. And that's a promise.

*insert orchestra music background*
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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mac: how long is it inbetween contraction?
stella:theres one coming! oohhhh give me your hand!
mac: ok ok....*holds hand*
stella: mini mac is on the way!
 
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