The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

Flack: For the Love of God! What is that? How did Sid get into that position anyway?

Mac: (Angry) I've heard of screwing around on the job, but THIS is DISGUSTING, SID!!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
 
Mac: How were you able to capture Danny on tape singing Hollaback Girl?
Flack: Easy. I bought him a tiara & sash & he did it right away.
Mac: My god, it's like a bad accident but I can't look away.
Flack: If you think that's bad wait till he gets to the "this shit is bananas part".
Mac: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
 
Mac: Didn't know she could do that.
Flack: Have you seen her in bed?
Mac: Yes... She's nothing like this.
Flack: Then don't lie Mac, you haven't seen Stella in bed.
Stella: Mac's lying, Mac's lying!
 
Nim said:
*posing for passport photo*
Flack> I can narrow my eyebrows better than you.
Mac> I trust you: yours are twice as mine...
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Aiden: Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street?

=== or ===

Flack: ...and anything you say can be held against you in a court of law.
Suspect (to Aiden): How about you, sweetie?
 
Aiden: How did he get that hamster in his mouth?
Flack: (sniff) He reminds me of my own childhood hamster Cuddles. (shakes head) Poor little guy. (gaze hardens) I'll save you Cuddles.
 
FLack: I wonder if Mac knows that someone shaved off his
eyebrows.
Aiden: Serves him right for falling asleep in the breakroom again.
Mac:(off screen) WTF! (runs to mirror) Danny is so fired!
 
Aiden: You wanna piece of me?
Flack: I sure do :grins: Did I ever tell you you're totally hot when you're angry?
 
Aiden: Who is this guy Eli who puts his name up everywhere?
Mac: I think he is Bruckheimer's gopher... Go fer this, go fer that.
Aiden: Maybe he is the show's mole.
Mac: You've been watching too much Miami.
 
"Wait..what WERE Flack and Danny doing in that closet exactly?"
or
"Hey Mac, you have something on your cheek *reaches out* hmm oily...Is this connected to the olive oil in the supply closet? I heard an awful lot of noise in there yesterday.
Mac: Yeah I had to kick Messer and Flack out, they can't keep their hands out of the oil AND they need to find their own makeout spot.
 
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